Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

6:37pm: Sim Wank!
Christ, I thought this fandom was wank-immune.

Someone whines because her husband's Sim-self isn't married to her Sim-self. Woman further whines that one of the stock Sims that comes with the game has a higher relationship score with Sim-Hubby than Sim-Her.

Bear in mind, this isn't Sims Online. This is plain old single-player PC Sims.

I am still not happy. I dont say anything. But when I go to play, I think. OMG - There's the WHORE that is trying to take my man...

Anyone else have this problem or do I need some counseling?


That's right, Bimbette is getting all worked up because a completely imaginary digital representation of a person is going to STEAL HER MAN.

Small discussion, but definite wank potential.

11:44pm: I come bearing FFVIII wank!
Hallo, everyone. Long time reader, first time wanker, and all that.

I'm not a member of the FFVIII fandom, but I've followed Slap to the Head Fanfiction Reviews for some time, and I even read the reviews for fandoms I don't belong to. If you're unfamiliar with Slap to the Head, they're a group of fic readers who write reviews for fanfic of all genres. Oftentimes it's bad fanfic, and other times it's just fanfic with one aspect to it that the Bitches want to use to make a point. Generally, they make for good entertainment.

Recently, Lunar Love wrote a review for this Final Fantasy VIII fanfic. It was a generally positive review, considering it's on Slap to the Head, but she mentioned that famous "10% of the population is gay" statistic, somewhat in passing.

Lo and behold, wank ensues in the comments!

The authoress finds the review and responds, and takes it very well.

But pixie518, an acquaintance of the author's, decides to take massive offense for the author's sake. Confronted by dissent, she tells everyone to go play with their Boba Fett dolls, ducks out of arguments with one-liners, and calls everyone a frustrated, finger-pointing cunt. (Which is not only silly, but medically inaccurate.)

Scattered among all this: statistical snarkage, an accusation that slashers are only in it for the OMG pr0n, and pixie518's implied homophobia.

And of course, a futile attempt at getting everyone to stop bitching.

And a good time was had by all.

I'm not entirely sure this counts as wank--let me know if it's not and I'll take it down. I'm just a n00b, see. ^^