Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:32am: I smell potential wankery in the future...
Don't take your eyes off the HP fandom, folks. Rowling just threw gasoline on the fire brought on by [censored!]'s Death...

Harry Potter may not survive adolescence, says Rowling

Asked about the possibility of an adult Harry Potter starring in future works, Joanne Kathleen Rowling warned thousands of schoolchildren of the eventuality most feared by the books' publishers: the boy might die.

Ah, authors can be so cruel when they tease... ::beams:: This amuses me.

12:21pm: Green=Satan
Well, it's probably been done, but here ya go... Harry Potter religious wank! An entire page of the evils of Harry Potter, including a full analysis of books 1-4.

Marvel as they claim cannibalism in CoS!

Learn how HP covers feature occult symbols. Damn evil unicorns!

And what wank would be complete without a color analysis that would make the tinhats proud. Plus, Nearly Headless Nick and Moaning Myrtle are demons! Harry's scar is the mark of the beast! And that's just their analysis of book four, folks!

ETA: The guy mentions on another page that he's currently reading OOTP. I can't wait to see what he has to say about that one.

2:35pm: There's no need to say much about it...
I might suggest that the next time any of the bards experience sexual harassment in any form, take a moment and think about it a minute before you complain. They do the same thing to Xena and Gabrielle and Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor in their stories. Tell me one legitimate reason why it is any different.

from here

Yes folks, fanfic=rape

11:35pm: And for my first wank, I would like to present you all with a lovely little Matrix wank! I explored a little from the recent HP wank on the same site and found this one. Into the Wrong Rabbit Hole

They compare perception of the movie to perception of cg pornography... And then lets compare the Matrix to Power Rangers.

I think these people had a teensy bit too much of the sacremental wine before they decided to write this one.

11:57pm: WTF?

I really don't know what to say about this. Seriously. I think my head just exploded.

Not really fandom, but...so frightening I couldn't help but post it.