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5:55am: Continuing a wank
Our illustrious ladysorka posted a wank yesterday that many didn't get to see, because of comments disappearing. I've figure out how to link to individual posts even with the comments disabled, so I thought I'd continue her work, and repost some stuff with the fallout. We lost one wank -- but gained another! WOOHOO!

The Quotes community maintainer, GiggleCam made an announcement on the 30th, which is cited in the "ETA2" in the original wank report post that only one quote per post, no comments, blah blah blah were now allowed.

Now watch as anarchy and all hell gradually begins to break loose.

Here's a quote for the moderator. ^_^
Rats desert a sinking ship.
- French Proverb

Always knew those rats were smart.

2:37pm: I only wank the ones I love.
So you know (and want to harass me), I go by Phoenix Rising. I'm one of the characters in this entire saga...so, yeah, I'm not unbiased. I initially had reservations about wanking this (since yeah, I do like the board and a lot of these people), but recent events (i.e., it coming back from the dead) changed my mind.

It all started two and a half weeks ago on a community I frequent.

So, we were all discussing Livejournals (most all of the regulars, myself included, have them), and the discussion--as many others do--wanders totally off topic.

Then someone busts in with:
( LJ represents the downfall of our society. )
The first few responses are relatively level-headed, mainly consisting of, "Well...you can lock it, if you didn't know" and "You're being a little over-the-top."

Our protagonist (let's call him "Magus Zeal") comes back with, "Well, wouldn't you agree that it's a waste of time and totally pointless?" Flamage begins to ensue. A ban is implied.

However, Livejournals are totally pointless and you'd better spend your time talking face-to-face.

Hilarity ensues.

6:49pm: 'Nother Sue wank.
(Mistakenly posted to my JF in the fit of enthusiasm... ^^;;)

Yup, new author comes in with her legion of sockpuppets friends to attack, this time from the Road to El Dorado fandom:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/marysues/492393.html

Highlights include the anonymous poster repeatedly saying "You are all less intelligent than Neanderthal" (Irony... too... staggering... *collapses*), and this quote:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MARY-SUES WHY DO YOU READ THEM? ARE YOU A MAN TRYING TO FIND THE BEST WAY TO BECOME A WOMAN? BECAUSE I MAY SAY THAT ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD WOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEIR GENDER IF YOU BECOME ONE... I WONDER IF MEN ARE ASHAMED OF YOU BEING ONE (YOU SEEM A MAN... PLEASE, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE I WON'T BELIEVE YOU).

Wow, I always wanted to be a transexual lesbian! :D


Edit: Dude, I forgot to point out that the same post the all-caps quote was from not only accused almost all of the the MSR to be transgendered, but also managed to later maul not one, but TWO languages at once:

Summarizing, don't read AJ's stories if you don't like it, and your masochism (it reminds me a Spanish word, "chismoso". Try to find what it means, if you want)won't suffer anymore.

(The "masochism" thing should be obvious, but here's a quick explanation of the other thing so you don't have to go back there if you don't want to: chismoso = "gossipy person" in Spanish.*)

Truly a majestic post, that.


*[Hey, SOMEONE had to bring in the foreign language wank into this at some point, ok?]

10:03pm: Some Icons For The Notification Of The Wank, Yea Verily
Did you ever want to express that you thought a thread had become wanky without simply using the term "wank"?
Then, I have some icons for yooou. o/`
Heheh. I was in an icon-making mood tonight, and whipped these up. They're from Saigado doujins, and all of them are quite naughty. But they involve a great deal of liquid man-love, thus, the "wank". They're not the greatest icons in the world, but here y'go...
In accordance with the community info rules, these icons are VERY VERY NOT WORK-FRIENDLY.

( Cut because they're naughty, naughty icons. They need a spanking! XD )

10:14pm: It's all fun and games until someone calls you a fish...
Enterprise Wank:


It all starts innocently enough, someone ( posts birthday wishes for actor Dominic Keating )

And of course, the issue of his age comes up. You see, he's been keeping it Secret, because he's Much Older Than His Character. So someone, fairly reasonably, asks:

What is he, like 50?

But it's OK, because he's 34, dammit! Every year. He's turning 34 again this year. Got it, sucka?

Not too wanky so far.

Cue accusations of alcoholism and underuse of Oil of Ulay/Olay/WhateverTheyCallItTheseDays.

All fun and games. So far.

Then someone calls him a fish.

( Fishy tales )


The original poster returns to show her anger at this evil slander.

( Don't call him a fish! )


Despite attempts at rapproachment in the form of:

Hey, I've seen some pretty sexy lampreys out there. I don't know why you have to take everything so negatively.

The bitterness remains.

Personally, I'm with the person who chimed in with:

I think maybe you owe an apology to all the lampreys and the hagfish in the BBS audience.