Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:10pm: Branching into new fandoms
Ah, the sweet smell of Smallville wank in the morning.

I'm a writer, and I love to write. And write and write and write and write. I love writing so much, in fact, that I often take up whole pages with meaningless and self-aggrandizing exposition just to say something as simple as "Why can't we all just get along?" and "I have an idea: and it's [this]."

Did I mention I love to write? I can never get enough of the sound of my own fingers typing. Type type type! Type like the wind! Also, did I mention it's all about me?

And if you didn't get enough of me, me, me and my writing in the entry, I go on for hours and hours in the comments. There's plenty of my words to go around!

4:19pm: The Mother of All Wanks
In celebration of Jennifer Diane Reitz' new and extremely vile "project," I present to you: A Wank Retrospective.

( Let the wanking commence. )

(Note: I have read all of UJ for its TWS/POE factor. It does not improve at all during the course of the strip; if anything, it devolves from tolerable to repulsive. It is without a single redeeming factor. No, not one. It's the single most hateful thing I have ever seen, and JDR is the most hateful human being to walk the Earth. I had no idea it was possible to absolutely loathe someone who didn't kill a bunch of people, but what do you know, it is.)

EDIT: http://www.marua.com/obscura/redoneUJ.gif
An old parody I did before I ever heard of F_W, but which fits in admirably if I do say so myself. (Cut and paste the link.) WAI WAI!

UPDATE: It begins.

10:32pm: In this thread, rann mentioned some old Boy Meets Boy wank. Here it is, for your viewing pleasure.

It starts when rann posts some constructive crit to the the BMB mailing list.

( important bits of the post )

The response is not overwhelming, but it's bizarre.

( 'I have to admit that when I first read through the comments I found in my mailbox this morning, I was slightly appalled.' )

( A refreshing interlude from someone who should be on FW if s/he isn't already )

( the creator's response )

( the angry one )

( 'It sounds to me like you want BmB to be a graphic novel with indepth studies and 128 pages of text to accompany it' )

( Flame? )

There were valid points on both sides, including "story still developing!" and the suggestion that this might have been better as an e-mail directly to Sandra, but I have lost energy. All posts found on the ML, way back when. Decided not to put in names, for reasons beyond me.

On the whole, I found the entire thing surreal. No one gets to the actual flame level, but it's all very... made me feel so uncomfortable on that list, even though I was a lurker, becuase it was so confusing that the OP was objectionable. And I have probably made at least two HTML errors in here, so I apologize in advance.