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12:51am: The Potential Wank is oppositely inverse to the Actual Wank...
*insert obligatory disclaimer about first-time posting, and the fact that I'm not sure if this qualfies as wank, blah, blah, blah, wank, wank, wank.*

Here's another Lord of the Rings wank for y'all. And in the center stage is- Henneth Annun and it's companion Yahoo! group.

I'm cutting the rest of this- bewarned, I'm c&p-ing whole list mails, so it's a long one. My comments are in bold.
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1:14am: Oh, good lord.
This wank has been brought to you by a grant from TWoPville, and the number 13.

So, in the newest recap of Sex in the City, (the hilarious) Alex Richmond writes about a fantasy she had of rough sex with Denzel Washington.

Somebody gets offended.

Things go considerably downhill.

8:04pm: You STOLE my icon, BITCH...
...so now you're gunna DROWN IN MY SPAM!

Anthie posts at the Strong Bad Rocks community asking about the price of Homestarrunner stickers and tees. Unfortunately, she posts using an icon that she gacked from Linda, who isn't too happy about it. The post gets bulleted by Lindermuffins and spills over into Anthie's LJ not just once, not twice, but at least three times with an ever-so eloquent repetition of the damning label, "ICON THIEF". But even after Anthie deletes it and gives a self-deprecating sarcastic response to the nutcase, Linders goes on to make sure that everyone in the Strong Bad Rocks community knows that Anthie is AN ICON THIEF.

Funny how a 19 year-old can behave so much less mature than a 14 year-old, isn't it?

The moral of this story is, kids: Steal a psycho's icon and get a psychotic response. *cough* Or rather, multiple copy and pasted psychotic responses.

Don't become an ICON THIEF!

Edit: Linders deleted the SBR entry. But I and maruchina have the entry and a wanktastic comment thread saved. Now I just have to wait until maruchina gets her beauty sleep to upload them. I haven't checked to see if Linda deleted any of the spammy comments in Anthie's LJ.

Edit 2 (Thursday): We're such lazy whores. Who knows (or cares) if we'll ever get the .htmls up.

8:07pm: Who says Buffy fandom's dead and buried...?

'cause it's just like those vampires -- they're back and wankier than ever!

Let's trace the steps:

1. Jennifer-Oksana goes to San Diego Comic Con.
2. The Angel panel is filled with people asking about Buffy, Spike, and one woman taking 10 minutes to ask the Angel writers (a fair amount who haven't worked on Buffy at all) about the attempted rape in "Seeing Red".
3. Jen comes home from the con, and Jen complains
4. People like her complaining.
5. Jen gets an idea, and starts a list devoted to Angel without Spike talk.
6. People join.
7. Jen is amazed and starts a community.
8. People join.
9. Jen gets wind of people who think she's being a raving anti-Spike fanatic, no better than the "Spikemafia" she keeps complaining about.
10. Jen complains some more.

Ah...being labelled "anti-Spike". That little witch hunt of wanky goodness has been going on in one from or another for the past five years...