:
Someone posts about a message written under the counter at their work.
Someone doesn't get it.
Vive la wank.
Someone doesn't get it.
Vive la wank.
Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock
History
23rd July 2003
: And now, for your regularly scheduled Harry Potter wank.
So our own percy_weatherby aka![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif)
uniquesnowflake decides to post his opinion on a certain rumor about Cassie Claire not wanting her picture taken at Nimbus.
Naturally, some people don't like what he has to say.
Highlights of the wank thus far include the classic "you are SO off my Friends list" and "how DARE you have a biased opinion on your personal journal?"-type comments, vague hints at possible jealousy, the argument that having a forwarding address publicly listed online doesn't exactly help your claims of wanting to be low-profile, eyewitness accounts of the whole incident, someone pointing out that Cassie wasn't low-profile at all for a long time already, and Michael Jackson.
Oh Houie, dahling, I so missed you and your ability to have the wank follow you home. *wipes tear* Welcome back. ;)
Edit: The entry was deleted. Dammit, Houie, I was intending to link the part where Cassie herself had come in to explain what happened from her POV (Which honestly didn't sound all that wanky, IMHO, but I was pretty much apathetic towards that particular aspect of the wank from the freakin' start anyway, so whatever...), as well as the later part where she called those who mocked her a bunch of sadists who wished her pain (WTF?), but you HAD to rain on the parade like that. *CRY* ;_;
So our own percy_weatherby aka
uniquesnowflake decides to post his opinion on a certain rumor about Cassie Claire not wanting her picture taken at Nimbus.Naturally, some people don't like what he has to say.
Highlights of the wank thus far include the classic "you are SO off my Friends list" and "how DARE you have a biased opinion on your personal journal?"-type comments, vague hints at possible jealousy, the argument that having a forwarding address publicly listed online doesn't exactly help your claims of wanting to be low-profile, eyewitness accounts of the whole incident, someone pointing out that Cassie wasn't low-profile at all for a long time already, and Michael Jackson.
Oh Houie, dahling, I so missed you and your ability to have the wank follow you home. *wipes tear* Welcome back. ;)
Edit: The entry was deleted. Dammit, Houie, I was intending to link the part where Cassie herself had come in to explain what happened from her POV (Which honestly didn't sound all that wanky, IMHO, but I was pretty much apathetic towards that particular aspect of the wank from the freakin' start anyway, so whatever...), as well as the later part where she called those who mocked her a bunch of sadists who wished her pain (WTF?), but you HAD to rain on the parade like that. *CRY* ;_;
Current Mood: 
annoyed
annoyed
: Christian Review Wank
I stumbled across this during my monthly trawl of checking up on the fundamentalists.
Young People Express Their Opinions over Oz
Then there's this: 7th Heaven which is supposed to be about some minister and his family.
These people worry me.
I stumbled across this during my monthly trawl of checking up on the fundamentalists.
Young People Express Their Opinions over Oz
Then there's this: 7th Heaven which is supposed to be about some minister and his family.
These people worry me.
: a bit of mini-wank
Just some amusing mini-wank from LoTR...
I followed a link to a puzzlingly bad fic ("His mind, wandered to the raven haired beauty that had ensnared him for all eternity. His heart would always belong to her." Oh, gag me with a spoon...) from the marysues community over on lj.
I found this in the reviews:
"my, my. someone sure does have a nice case of telepathy.
don't know if what i speak? let me fill you in.
i'm an avid member of the role playing world, and within the last year and some months, i have aquired a character by the name of Gaelwen Tathariel.
want to know who she is? the daughter of Gil-galad. leader of an army in Gondor. Faramir's life-long love. she binds herself to him. she even had a little run in with Haldir in her younger days.
one reason i'm writing this review, is because it seems to me that this story is a little too close to my roleplaying character for comfort.
and trust me, i'm well known in the community, and here on ff.net. don't know me? read the BreeGirls. i'm Lily.
fel free to e-mail me about it at Skullgurl48@hotmail.com. until then, i'll continue to belive that this is a stolen idea."
That's funny enough in and of itself (I have no idea who this woman is, but the whole "I'm well known in the community so ph34r me!!!" thing is amusing), but then it's followed by swift backpedalling:
"i just wanted to sign this again and apologize to Lucien and the readers for my last review. i jumped to conclusions a bit and didn't give the author a chance to explain the situation. in fact, i was wrongly informed of a few things, and i will say that it is sheer coincidence that this story and my roleplaying character are very similar. it was an honest mistake.
with that being said, i hope you enjoy Lucien's story, as i have."
*snarfles*
Just some amusing mini-wank from LoTR...
I followed a link to a puzzlingly bad fic ("His mind, wandered to the raven haired beauty that had ensnared him for all eternity. His heart would always belong to her." Oh, gag me with a spoon...) from the marysues community over on lj.
I found this in the reviews:
"my, my. someone sure does have a nice case of telepathy.
don't know if what i speak? let me fill you in.
i'm an avid member of the role playing world, and within the last year and some months, i have aquired a character by the name of Gaelwen Tathariel.
want to know who she is? the daughter of Gil-galad. leader of an army in Gondor. Faramir's life-long love. she binds herself to him. she even had a little run in with Haldir in her younger days.
one reason i'm writing this review, is because it seems to me that this story is a little too close to my roleplaying character for comfort.
and trust me, i'm well known in the community, and here on ff.net. don't know me? read the BreeGirls. i'm Lily.
fel free to e-mail me about it at Skullgurl48@hotmail.com. until then, i'll continue to belive that this is a stolen idea."
That's funny enough in and of itself (I have no idea who this woman is, but the whole "I'm well known in the community so ph34r me!!!" thing is amusing), but then it's followed by swift backpedalling:
"i just wanted to sign this again and apologize to Lucien and the readers for my last review. i jumped to conclusions a bit and didn't give the author a chance to explain the situation. in fact, i was wrongly informed of a few things, and i will say that it is sheer coincidence that this story and my roleplaying character are very similar. it was an honest mistake.
with that being said, i hope you enjoy Lucien's story, as i have."
*snarfles*
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
: Happy, shiny wank
Nsync's annual charity event, Challenge for the Children, took place this weekend. JC got sunburned/got hungover and left one of the events after a half hour. Justin didn't show for the 2 big-ticket evening events, for which fans paid $60 and $250 respectively.
Some people cash in their $.02 (and this being only sampling, since any form of Nsync bashing pulls even the most timid lurker out of woodwork.)
A fan voices her disappointment in the form of a sign displayed at the basketball game. Her friend later leaves the poster at Justin's door at his hotel. The story can be found here.
There's an outcry. (again, only examples and I'm more than willing to edit with links to others in all fairness). It's Thursday, and this one still shows some legs.
Nsync's annual charity event, Challenge for the Children, took place this weekend. JC got sunburned/got hungover and left one of the events after a half hour. Justin didn't show for the 2 big-ticket evening events, for which fans paid $60 and $250 respectively.
Some people cash in their $.02 (and this being only sampling, since any form of Nsync bashing pulls even the most timid lurker out of woodwork.)
A fan voices her disappointment in the form of a sign displayed at the basketball game. Her friend later leaves the poster at Justin's door at his hotel. The story can be found here.
There's an outcry. (again, only examples and I'm more than willing to edit with links to others in all fairness). It's Thursday, and this one still shows some legs.