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1:41am: think of the children
I'm thinking about making a gallery of fandom_wank icons, mostly for my own amusement. If you have an icon, old or current, that you want the world to admire, respond to this post (preferably with icon in tow).

I'd like to have sections devoted to the Beaded Pony, "Okay!", "Bitch please!", and of course, "What the shit is this?". All amusing icons are welcome.

Let me know if you want yourself credited or another icon maker.

3:24am: Return of the Unicorn Jelly wank.
Remember how the UJ forums spotted the wank over here?

UPDATE: The whole thread got baleeted, and this was posted. Apparently my civility jokes hit a bit too hard.

( What was salvaged of the thread... )

8:31pm: Mini-wank.
Yet another Darwin award.

In which people steal icons, other people get involved, and a kerfluffle ensues. You know what they say, you start out laughing and end up.. well, actually, laughing even more. Because stupidity is hilarious.

I freely admit to egging this one on. Wank wank wank.

Hey, I'm trapped in the house all day. I've gotta get my ya-ya's somehow, and they're fresh outta them at Wal*Mart.

-Laurel

8:56pm: The attack of the poopyheads!
I know that most everyone who likes to keep up with the tinhats watches dl_anon, but I figure a good flame war knows no fandom boundaries. Here goes!

In a dl_anon post, our fearless leader Eso chastises piccalo for throwing yet another pity party in her LJ. Sadly, the pity party is now friends locked. But never fear! Piccalo's friends arrive in time to keep the party alive and devastate the dl_anon'ers with their impressive arsenal of insults.

It's best to warm up before a fight, so they start off easy, calling us nasty assholes. Well you can't go wrong with a classic. Next we're bunch of scum. Whoah... that one's going to leave a mark!

Then, taking a lesson from the animal kingdom, they decide to concentrate their predatory efforts on just one member of our herd. They choose Gabby, who apparently is the most disgustingly arrogant speciment that anon has come across in fandom, and [gasp] thinks that she's it. Poor Gabby! ::weeps::

When Veruchi gets in the way, she gets tagged with the dreaded dipshit moniker. Don't worry hon, if you try harder you might earn a really cool insult like Gabby Hopeless.

Later, we find that we really do deserve getting flamed by the anons, because when we call the tinhats on their freakish behavior we hurt people, and that's just sad. It's a good thing we have our comedic genius to help cheer our otherwise worthless lives.