Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:35am: More from the wank that doesn't stop wanking.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/watchful_entity/

This wank is so spectacular that it deserves a second post, I think. 697 comments? Not bad.

Only the HP fandom - with obligatory references to GT - can hit these heights of wank. As with all classic HP wanks, a huge compendium of past wankery is enclosed within those 700-odd comments!

Troll, or genuine? Discuss.

7:43am: Wonder how long before this explodes?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/comic_getfuzzy/59757.html

8:00am: When an attempt at sarcasm goes terribly awry...
I present to you one of the wankiest LJ communities: ljchristians.

netguru posts that he's proud of Pres. Bush's stance on gay marriage.

manocheese adds to this by saying that video cameras should be installed in everyone's bedrooms in case someone has pre-marital sex or - gasp! - masturbates..

manocheese then insists that he was only kidding, and doesn't even really believe in god, yet the ljchristians continue to get wankier.

And Baby Jesus? He only cries.

4:02pm: More IMdB message board wank. Once again it's Alexander the Great, except this time the Oliver Stone version instead of the Luhrmann.

Person A: Was Alexander gay?
Person B: From what I've read *cites sources*, he loved Hepaestion above women.
Person C: You need to read some older stuff!! I'm Greek and we have to study this in school and there's no serious document that says he was "gay or bio-sexual" [direct quote] so don't be an undereducated moron blah blah blah, etc.

And then they mock each other's spelling, and there's Abraham Lincoln references (along the same lines that the anti-RPSers bring in the Nazi references) and lots of "yeah, well I studied at Oxford!", and then someone makes a post consisting of "Dear above: Eat me".

IMdB: Where you don't even have to look for the wank. It just spontaneously appears whenever someone might be gay.

11:25pm: Fledgling wank
Most Monkees fans fit into one of three archetypes: the psycho, the angsty fan, and the happy-go-lucky types who are in it for the fun and the music and nothing more.

These folks are the middle type. The first poster is P--name reduced to a single letter to protect the wanky. The story I’m about to tell is real. I think.

( Where did it all go wrong? )

Is the wank making me paranoid or is paranoia making me wank?