Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:54am: Before you wank, you see The Ring...
Girl watches The Ring.

Girl likes The Ring.

Girl gets told to watch the Japanese original, Ringu.

Girl doesn't like the original.

Purists go to town.

Edit: Girl admits to not watching movie all the way through, as proven by the inability to recognize Sadako in an icon.

2:41pm: OT PSA: Wank -- It's not just for Christians anymore
While Christians supply the most religious wank, there's Heathen and Pagan wank out there -- trust me. Unfortunately, most of what I see is on members-only, what's-here-stays-here lists.

Some of these folks could give MsA and Co. a run for their money in the "bitch, are you for real?" department.

4:00pm: Someone asked for Pagan/Wiccan wanks, so I went hunting
They seem well-behaved in general, but here's some amusing bits I found...

"It's Dyslexia! It's Laziness! You're Mean! You're a Fascist!" by achadachad & pope_guilty

"Wicca Vs. Neo-Wicca: A Never-Ending Drone" by gookachu & silvertree

"You Are Not God So Shut Up" by gookachu & killingants

Fun with profiles!

Moderator blithely uses community profile to advertise her pay-per-tarot-reading website

Moderator carefully applies cross-outs so you'll know how PRIVILEGED you are to be allowed to join her witch club

Then there are the delusionals who think their three-year-olds are SPECIAL...check out the names, these kids are going to be soooo messed up as teenagers...

AstroVamp (child: Morgana Le'fay *weeps*)

IndigoPowder (child: Anastasia Lien ("Resurrection of the Lotus"))

And then there's just sad.

I realize these are not strictly fandom-related. Is there a nonfandomwank community?

Current Mood: Petty

9:37pm: New community for non-fandom wank - otf_wank.

Animal rights wank, religion wank, politics wank - bring it on, man.

EDIT: FW mods - wanna help mod it too?

11:09pm: a certain potential for wank
F_W has a smaller, grubbier sibling which appears to exist solely to harp on someone's personal grievances in the HP fandom.

11:53pm: The Wank That Went On And On... And Stopped
Oh no! watchful_entity took away our wank! Fortunately, I saved a lot of the threads before she filtered the wanky posts away from our eyes.

You can find it all here.

At the moment I saved it there were about 1100 comments on the first post, so I don't have any threads from page 6. I also didn't save most of the threads from page 1, because I went to bed before saving them. Sorry about that! If anyone has any threads I didn't save, please drop me a note.

Enjoy!

PS: watchful_entity, can I be on your list now?