Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:28am: In the company of BNFs, it feels kinda tingly...
Eeeeeheehee, I'm being WATCHED! But unfortunately, not by Watchful Entity.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=watchful_enmity

Unlike watchful_entity I use propper punctuation and spell correctly. It's my job to keep you all in line... FEAR ME.

*facepalms*

What in hell do I have to DO to get onto the psycho troll's watchlist? Write some corprophagic H/G dom!Ginny/S&M buttplay/enema/scat fic?

So which one of you is Watchful Enmity? >__>

It'd be so very interesting if Enmity and Entity were one and the same. So...very...interesting.

10:05am: fun times...
someone just pointed me towards this:

http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=morrigain&meme=1060580796

I'm sure some of you were already aware of it.. but its new to me and it was kind of amusing. heh. Just thought I'd share it here for those who didn't know it existed.

2:40pm: A very small wank
OMG WTF please don't tell me the characters are wearing *real clothes* in the next Harry Potter movie! That's so heinously un-canon!

Bonus to longlivethecow for supersizing this regular wank.

*spooge*

And I have now lost my f_w virginity, have made my very first wank post. Whee!

4:42pm: two mini comic strip wanks
On the same day, two comic strip feeds manage to generate itty bitty wanks.

First from doonesbury

calebbullen: "The continuity editor for this strip really needs to have a look at that goat-patch thing on his face. It's never the same length twice! It's like watching someone smoke in a movie, if instead of a cigarette they had a rat's tail haging out of their mouth. I know this isn't straight guy for the gay cartoon character but that pseudo-beard is like the far right. If it was at least consistent, you would know what to hate about it."

everyone else: That's a shadow, dumbass.

And then on dilbert_feed:

primethian: Your interpretation of this week's script doesn't agree with mine, so you're wrong. The fact that I didn't even get the math right will not stop me from correcting others on the subject either.

4:55pm: Mini-wank!
With the jumbo-sized wanks of earlier this week, it seems now wank is being delivered in easy bite-size chunks for your slurping pleasure.

Behold, the mini-Homestar Runner wank. cutielinny6969 posts in the homestar_runner community with an icon stolen from another member. The wank that comes from this is minimal, but it's miss Linny that's the real highlight. She's everything that icon-protection freaks and grammar whores love to hate! Check out her journal for more fun.

"wow rnt u cool".

Yep. It's not major-league wank, but it's a small amusing tidbit. Rather like an after-dinner mint someone dropped on the floor, or something like that.