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2:57am: Rabid!Furry Fan Wank
I love The Class Menagerie. It very quickly became one of my favorite webcomics. I liked it enough that I was actually willing to brave the Keenspot forums due to my desire to converse with other fans about it.

Blackmail is the highest form of flattery! Unfortunately, after being chewed out, RyuuMajin went back and edited his original post. This is good, because it means you have to look at less Fanboy Japanese(1). However, the original contents of it were, effectively, 'Look! I did this for you! Now you need to do something for me! BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, REALLY! I think it'd be great if you could pay my back for my hard work and effort! NOT LIKE I'M FORCING YOU! I'll just post this to a public forum, and make my request, in public, after making no attempts at private solicitation first."

Note also the un-subtle inclusion of the poster's own avatar into the colored shot.

Boggle!

Then, in a galaxy far, far away... the perpetrator returns!

"Hey, can I use your characters for my own whims? Because I have this GREAT ORIGINAL IDEA for a GREAT story! But despite that, I need YOUR characters. By the way, if you say no, I'll just use them anyway."

Boggle times two!

ETA: (1) After looking through some more of this guy's stuff, and his work, I think that English might not be his first language, so I shouldn't rag on him for that. However, the wank still transcends the language barrier, I feel.

10:21am: Frosted HP Mini-Wanks are soooo...crunchy.
Over at the red headed step-child's comm...

He's a damned mudblood, I tell you! Wait...does anyone here know what they're talking about?

5:25pm: If you haven't already, read this first. This is vital to understanding the beauty of this real-time wank. It's kind of a follow-up to faultypremise's post, so...uh. Yeah. This occured over AIM. My personal thoughts are in italic.

Screaming Genome is me, Mehka is that same wanky little fellow from faultypremise's post.

( Bukkake ahoy! )
So. Uh. Yeah. Enjoy. >_>

I'm not too good at posting these little things.

11:04pm: Furry Wankwatch
I heard a special on furries is suppossed to run on TLC this month. Considering what happened with the Vanity Fair article, I thought there might be some wank cranking up in apprehension of the publicity. If not, be on the watch after the special airs - I'm sure fur will fly somewhere no matter how good or bad a light is shone on the community this time around.

11:32pm: sorry, I just had to go back
Following up on Garochi and Greekhoop reports, it appears that kittydesade has yet more to add to her ongoing campaign against bad non-con, bondage, kink, slash, het, yaoi etc, etc, etc online.

Except that I did have this wonderful idea... leak to the few newsfeeds I can (local newspapers, CNN...) about what the US's and maybe some other countries' thirteen to eighteen year olds are doing. What they're writing about, what they're reading. And watch as hundreds of thousands of parents all over the world go "AAAUGH!" and yank their kids' internet privilidges.

Except I couldn't do that, because lots of innocents would get caught in the crossfire. Bleh.


Well, *wooo* puts hand to heart, lucky for us she decided to hold back. Will nobody think of the innocents...oh wait...