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2:46pm: I come bearing RPS wank.
So a bunch of people in the Buffy/Angel fandom started a community dedicated to RP slashing pretty much all of the actors on both shows. And they have a lot of fun.

Bubonicplague has a problem with this. In fact, she finds the RPG "offensive, twisted, and sick." She asks all involved to de-friend her. (Since it’s also mentioned in some of the comments, I should add that Bubonicplague also thinks slash trivializes gay men.)

Kita weighs in with an early response, and some of the comments in her thread turn into a discussion of the etiquette involved in kerfuffles when neither person has the other on their friends list.

TheBratQueen also adds her two cents, mentioning that this whole thing might be easier to follow if it were on fandom_wank.


Meanwhile, in the comments of Bubonicplague’s original thread, someone mentions that "we ought to start a RP RPG where we take on the identities of people who do these things. Complete with RPG'd lawyers sending cease-and-desists, and RPG'd pissed-off SOs, etc etc." The RPSers decide that, actually, that sound like a great idea. Seriously.

Now, with all this said, I only have one question: is there really a "No Keruffle Day"?

7:41pm: In the world of One Piece fancition,
Some people write NC-17 fics, and some people ficbitch. Other people wave their meaty rhetorical cocks around.

Edit: Is there a corollary to Snacky's Law for people who assume anyone bitching must be doing so because she's a woman? I've seen that before...

7:47pm: ur wrong r/h furever!!!1!one.
This is my first post to F_W and I hope that a personal wank is okay to post. I used to be quite active in the HP fandom, although I've just dropped it lately due to shit like this happening. I never made it to BNF status (a la Cassie Claire), but ah well. Not all of us can be that self-centered. I used to draw fanart and post frequently to Artistic Alley, but the fandom has gotten so rediculous with the release of OotP that I haven't posted anything in months.

I am/was a H/Hr shipper. R/Hr shippers can kiss my ass for all I care; that ship makes me gag. R/Hr shippers are some of the wankiest people on the net. God forbid you disagree with their ship and if it's H/Hr... well, you're obviously the Anti-Christ.

I draw H/Hr art based off of the Paradigm of Uncertainty fanfiction series. This is where the following wank comes from, my "H/Hr in the Windowseat" picture to be more specific.

( You're wrong you poopy head! )

Sadly, this is as far as it's gotten as of yet. It's stupid to keep up a line of "conversation" with someone this wanky, but it's just so damn amusing! I love getting flamed by people like this. It's so much more fun to laugh at them than be the adult.

Because we all know that "j00 sux0rs!" flames are just so potent.