Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

6:06am: yes, even wrestling fans hate rape.
So I frequent this one wrestling message board. It's a decent board, I enjoy it for the most part. There are people who aren't so cool, but things are kept mostly under control.

That is, until the WWE decided to show a segment on this week's episode of RAW that vaguely implied rape. I mean, really, vaguely. It was definitely the impression they were going for with the scene, but they didn't show it. At all.

I logged on to the message board today, fully expecting the usual "That segment was lame because it didn't involve any wrestlers or wrestling", which is a valid complaint.

But I forgot about this one chick on the board who is one of the prime reasons I hate most chick wrestling fans.

See her start a thread entitled "RAW From A Rape Victim's Perspective" and regale us all with the tale of her own rape.

See her pimp her agonizingly personal thread in a completely DIFFERENT thread, and make a heartwrending comment about Randy Orton's nipples in the process.

Now, granted, the responses are fairly sane, for the most part, because it's a good message board, but did there need to be a thread in the first place? Titling it her own experience and then giving details to complete strangers over the internet?

On top of all that, her post didn't even make a whole lot of sense. She says she's okay with *some* depictions of rape on tv, but this stupid, poorly acted, completely ridiculous segment bothered her so much? To the point of not enjoying Randy Orton's nipples?

And you know, I thought the segment was kinda hot. *g*

7:05pm: Wank among fans...about... well, not wanking.
This isn't exactly fandom, but I found it freaking hilarious in how pissed off people will get about something so stupid. It's from the off-topic area of an anime-related board.

(Utterly NSFW, all text though)
( Mr. 'Dr. Drew says they don't stretch' vs. 'Now what happens if every single time you masturbate, you have to stick your whole fucking fist in there. IT'S GOING TO STRETCH OUT, YOU FUCKING MORON.' )

10:32pm: Because space blobs are always the same thing, no matter how different they look.
Ahh, gamefaqs.com message boards. There's so much wank and stupidity there that I wonder why it doesn't collapse in on itself. Well, actually, sometimes it does.

Don't you just love people who argue the not-so-finer points of video game plots when they can't seem to get their brain cells around the main concepts?