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1:25pm: Civil wank makes civil hands unclean
Meet metamorphmagi. Metamorphmagi has a deep-seated, almost pathological desire to be friended.

See metamorphmagi, prompted by the results of the 50 closest non-friends generator, post an "analyzation post" beginning "I also got iscaris, vanityfair, epicyclical, ivyblossom, and mistful, but all five of them friend only their closest. I always had this wierd feeling that they think they are better than everyone else because they've written classics. And it's not like they don't have a reason to, but still!"

See her friend, al_riddle pimp the entry far and wide.

Observe as people trickle by and comment, including two out of the five BNFs (but not enough to have a quorum). Amazingly, everyone is unfailingly polite as metamorphmagi wanks on...

Edited to add: if you enjoyed this wank, you might also be interested in "Classic writers reevaluated", "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat worms" and "An open letter to everyone who commented on the Entry O' DOOM".

6:05pm: Cosplay wank. Oh my.
I've lurked around here for quite some time, but only started commenting the other day, when I finally got a journalfen account. *whee*

I moderate the Cosplay Community over on Livejournal. Normally, I force PC-ness down everyone's throats in an attempt to keep the community from degenerating into one big pit of flames (which un-moderated cosplay boards tend to do). Today, I don't care. Maybe it's because I've been hanging around Mary Sue places for too long, and have come to see flame wars as a scource of entertainment, maybe I'm bitter because I got out of the cosplay scene some time ago and am sick of the whole darn thing - who knows. But there's a terribly stupid thread going on right now over what makes a REAL cosplayer. As cosplay_admin, I'm making few and far between attmepts to get everyone to shut up. I'm waiting for someone to notice that my ISP matches one of the bitchy posters, and discover that I'm not the happy PC mod I make myself out to be.

But really, politics in the ranks of people who dress up like imaginary characters makes no sense to me. Sheesh.