Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:49am: Eh?
Some of you may already be familiar with the LJ community bad_rpers_suck. It's basically a place for roleplayers to bitch about players who annoy them, which is slightly wanky in and of itself. One of the favourite hobbies there is to dissect and mock really horrible character profiles.

See oxymoronassoc post one such Mary Sue-ish character application.

See the application turn out to be a hoax.

Not wanky yet, right?

WRONG.

See the_deathjester f1gh+ +3h 5y5+3m and accuse the entire community of being comprised of sheep!

Not a very big wank, but the d33p g4wth aspect is so very worth it. Check out the guy's livejournal, there's at least one gothy poem.


ETA: Sorry if this isn't wank. I'm still new to this f_w thing.

11:35am: Oh me. Oh my. I've been accused of writing a Mary-Sue.

Someone has seen fit to email me in great detail to explain WHY my character is so damned awful.

She sure spent a lot of time on it as well...

Still, I will say this. It's one of the politest accusations of being a hypocrite I've come across.

( YOU'RE WRITING A SUE! REPENT! )

12:46pm: *sigh* Will it never end?
I've got a wank for ya'll. vaginalbeatdown The name is offensive enough, but lets add on cuss filled posts, slams on innocent people, rudeness, and not unfriending people who asked to be unfriended(myself included) It seems this person is targeting anime and HP fans, but for once not the BNF's. About 25+ people from the HP fandom have been friended, and I'm not sure how many from Anime.         OH Look, its bad spelling, rudeness and general wankery.
Hope this is wanky enough. I know its pissing off a lot of people.

1:25pm: A few days old, Naruto
This wank was spotted by a friend of mine - Anyone visit the Naruto anime's LJ community?

With the topic of yaoi springing up, and with fans on both sides of the matter, Aksarah asks is she should create a non-yaoi Naruto LJ community. Everyone and their opinion on yaoi. Might get hard to read because of the never ending un-related comments</i> which pushes everything to the right.

Then another post afterwards entitled OT: let's keep it real, the real issues behind erotic and yaoi/yuri fanfiction, and I quote:

And basically this is my NUMBER ONE beef with yaoi and yaoi writers. In my opinion, unless you can fully relate to the experience of a homosexual individual, be they lesbian, male homosexual, transgender, transexual, questioning etc, you have NO business, NONE whatsoever, even FRONTING a fanfic depicting this kind of intimacy.

Don't miss any of danieloflorien's comments.

2:11pm: More BadRPers Suck Wank
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_rpers_suck/153733.html

This all boils down to HP characters can't have sex! It warps my fraigle sense of reality! And Snape can't be gay because I say so!

Someone give this person a ladder and some porn.


Icz

5:54pm: Incest
I know I already posted one wank but this was just...

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/topic_show.pl?tid=9673

The poster asks Why Is Incest Considered Wrong?

I really have nothing to add to that.

11:46pm: Mmm, Nirvana wank...
I thought we might want some music fan wank. Okay, and I also came across all this and was laughing my ass off.

So, we have a Nirvana fanboard. And, surprise, surprise, we have trouble on said fanboard. In the form of wank.

We have wank about Kurt's journals

We have wank about Kurt's bisexuality

We have one thread encompassing wank about Kurt's guitar playing, the mods and whether or not Nirvana was punk

We have wank about Dave Grohl

And we have the ever-present wank about Courtney (teh BITCH!11one!)

And all this just from a few seconds of peeking over the board.

EDIT: To take back the points I gave them back, for they do not allow linking to photos. Bother.

ETA: Don't miss the pot wank. How did I miss that one?