Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:54am: Two great tastes that...yeah.
You got your icon wank in my LOTR wank!

ewans_glitter offers their opinion on the current state of LOTR iconmaking. They are pretty unanimously told to bugger off, even by people who otherwise like them.

Mild as wanks can go, but worth a giggle. My favorite bits are "I just don't tolerate people saying stuff to other people", and the OP's attempt at a comeback.

1:59am: So now "it squicks me" = "Mary Sue"...?
"Oh no! Old people kiss! Icky icky icky ewwwww!!!"

NOT one of pottersues' better moments.

1:19pm: Because F_W is my metablog for stupidity
Coming on the heels of but they're not GAY (aka "but why do you write slash, 349,285,382nd verse same as the first") we've now apparently reached the point where some people have decided to stop wasting time with that pesky talking thing and instead supply helpful diagrams to remind us that all male Buffyverse characters are straight.

Not to be outdone in the world of icon snarkitude, Kita weighs in with her 100x100 sized opinion which, in spite of the disclaimer, leads to unhappy campers.

And they say art doesn't speak to the people anymore.

7:28pm: Mini MSreport wank!
I accept your challenge, madam! To wit, proof that you are a weinerhead!

To the MS Report's credit, most of the people called her out on her author-bashing--but this little gem met with some accolades:

(Okay, kid, you've really done it now. Mocking Hitler is sick, and there is nothing funny about it. I'm not Jewish, and I'm not a neo-Nazi, but mocking him makes all the horrible things he did look like they don't matter. E-mail me for a full-blown explosion about how damn evil you are. Amen.)

Yeah! How dare you defile Hitler's good name! And in that holiest of genres, a Road to Eldorado fanfic! Have you no decency? YOU, SIR, ARE WORSE THAN HIT--STALIN.

7:45pm: Because those f***ing faggots are EVERYWHERE.
(crossposted to otf_wank)

You guys never fail to provide the wank when I need you to.

For the people that aren't arteests, DeviantArt (or DA) is the FF.net of art. Like FFN in its earlier days, it has forums. Unlike FFN did, though, some of DA's forums (just by their very nature) seem geared to generate as much bukkake as possible, most notable among these being the "Complaints" forum, which is a general rantbox.

The Super decides to complain about the prominence of gays in the media. Of course, wank ensues immediately.

( And then the lovejuice really starts flowing. )

All in all, just another day on DeviantArt.

And the reason for the posting of this here? It's pan-fandom, and too huge to resist.

[edit] Fixed grammar and syntax.

8:42pm: HP wanks again
Who remembers hp_spank? The self-proclaimed 'fandom wankers' of lj?

There's now a sister community - "In affilliation with hp_spank [but less mean]" - there is secrecy_sensor. Watchful_entity fangirl, maybe?

To get into the community, you have to fill out the application form, and then the community votes to let you know if you are elite enough to join. From the app:

_#_i guess you could call us snobby, but don't blame us. we only want the best of the best in this community.. and if that means being mean and rejecting you with harsh comments then oh well.. it had to be done. maybe you'll be smarter and become a better fan :D._#_

I do so hate to be predictable, though: We're so going to be wanked, guys...wait and seeeeeee.

But hell, it's teh funneh. *waves to own application in the comm - look ma! Self-wank! *snerk**

9:43pm: Liek thr r 2 many yuugioooh rpaefix at ff.net and that is sooooo not kewlies so I created a group agianst that. Join, k thx bye

( Translation inside )