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9:45am: US$305 for mary sue smut?
Step right up, suckers, and place an even higher bid for the Authorized FictionLyn CD-ROM!.

FictionLyn is an Nsync het writer - really long drama pieces, fairly decent writing if you like 'em purple and soppy. What baffles me about this is that it's a CD.

You know, CDs? The shiny little disks that can be duplicated for oh, a buck or two a-piece? And were an author trying to share their work nicely formatted and archived with a fandom, a US$3 CD plus postage would cover costs and time...

But hey, in all our arguments over what constitutes the worst of BFNishness - US$305 is a pretty clear pricetag.

4:07pm: Remember secrecy_sensor?

You do? You poor people. Well, I really shouldn't have done this. (I'm groaty on LJ, if it didn't click).

I am prepared to take my punishment (because me inbox being flooded isn't enough. By a mile... but it's so funny... ::weeps::).

[edit] I told them I was just trolling... and they're apologizing. OMG. WTF. BBQ... I don't even know what to say about that. I... it bogles the mind.

... Not only did they apologize, they're talking about making me a member. [/edit]

11:01pm: Please forgive me if this posts more than once... (Slayers Wank!)
JFs kinda been on the fritz today. ^^;

And here you all thought Slayers was a dead community, and that no further wank could come from it! :O Think again! And may the Lord of Nightmares have mercy on your soul!

So, our little tale begins in a fanfic called "Rescuing the Damsel", in which a kidnapped-and-sold-into-slavery Lina Inverse is rescued by the dashing and noble hero... Zelgadis. Right. Not A/U, either. Straight continuity. Gourry? Oh, that lout's run off with Sylphiel! Amelia? Oh, she's just like a kid sister to Zelgadis. (3ven tho wE h8, hate, HATE taht BItScH!!1!one!) And *Nagha* is the most powerful sorceress in the world.

Yeah, anyone who knows anything about Slayers will only need to be told that little bit I posted up there to go "Buh?!" And several people tell the author so, but not before she gets several (dozen) reviews saying "OMG! TaHt was SO awEsome!!1 RitE MOOR, PLZ!!!1!" The author, crushed that her little world is hurt, posts a nice reply to her reviewers *all TWO of them that left less-than-nice reviews before she replied*.

No wank yet, huh? Well... Feast your eyes on the *real* reply, before she took it down and changed it! Then watch in amusement as BNF's come to smack her down in long-winded replies *one of which is even in disguise! :O*!

Queen at her, BNFs, queen at her!