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9:21am: Duran/Justin wank stepped up
I admit I posted this news bit knowing it would probably cause that dormant volcano of Duran Duran wank to explode again after the VMA wank, but... I have to admit I get a perverse joy from poking it with a stick:

If Justin Timberlake being on stage and being interviewed with Duran Duran didn't piss off the fans enough, how about a potential collaboration between the two?

As usual with these kinds of fandom threads, Durannies are predicting the album will be ruined before one note has been written, much less recorded.

Edit:Freshly brewed wank:You know damn well Justin's not a Duran Duran fan!

Just a bit of context: this news comes on the heels of news of a possible collaboration with Gwen Stefani and the fact that Duran will be opening up for Robbie Williams in Australia, which doesn't sit well for people who are under the delustion that Duran are still as popular as they were in the '80s.

*pops kettle corn* Just sit back and munch.

5:38pm: RPS meets Extraordinarily Large Hair - you decide the outcome!
So, it seems that RPF has been a busy little den of iniquity lately. No offense to you RPFers out there, some of that stuff is good enough to make an avowed anti-RPFer like me reconsider my contrary stance on the issue, but you must admit that the whole e-bay Authorized CD of Mary Sue Crap N'Sync Fanfic Debacle is pretty damn hard to beat, in terms of wanktasticity.

But wait, as if that wasn't enough of a wank to stoke the ever-lovin' fires of F_W for a good week or so (or until we all lose interest, whichever comes first), there's more from the RPF contingent - or, more specifically, one extremely coked-out member of that fandom. I give unto you all the person who sent Neil Gaiman an e-mail linking him to RPS written about him.

No, really. I'm not kidding. Though I really, really wish that I was.

Edit: I'm not sure that it was a girl who sent the link to the good sir Gaiman; I'd read through the text of what he posted, and I assumed that the sender was "Sarah," but I could be mistaken. However, given that the preponderance of people involved in fandom are female, I think it's not too far gone a conclusion. That's just my two cents, though.