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9:51am: Waaaaank! Waaaaaaaank! Gaia waaaaaank!
Ah yes, Gaia Online. Haven of... well, in the areas where I've been chilling lately, not too much wank. However, a good fountain of it has just risen from the depths, and I'm on the scene to report it. It's a two-part, two-course wankfest! As an added bonus, I snark in it as well.

Meet IvyCurse. IvyCurse owns a mini-shop on Gaia where she sells My Little Ponies in pixel form.

Someone else opens their own shop with ponies that they drew themselves, and are in a different style. Watch IvyCurse throw a small tantrum over this - and get smacked down!

Fast-forward a bit. Another member of Gaia opens up a mini-shop selling a rather strange item - Fetuses in a Jar. Yes, this is weird and it made me go O_o;. However, she has a disclaimer at the top warning away the easily offended. IvyCurse is too stupid to read warnings, so she flames in the shop. Other people smack her down again, and she flames more. She also posts her own thread in another forum complaining about it! Where, of course, people smack her down AGAIN for being a dumbass.

I admit to being part of the smackdown. Being sarcasm woman of DOOM on people is fun sometimes. Let's see where the wank goes from here...

10:35am: faux-wank again
A new Larry Groznic in this week's Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/current_character2.html

1:45pm: Only a small wank.

The "WTF" factor really comes in on page two, where I think: Shouldn't mods like...y'know...not lock threads because they're having hissy fits?

(Well, okay, the basic topic of discussion was resolved anyway...but it would have been just as easy to let the thread die on its own. And the hissy fit is still fucking funny.)

3:06pm: Good god man, do they want tea?
Somebody must have poisoned the water hole at the Eddie Izzard community, because things have just gone crazy.

It started with an over eager newbie, that was relatively minor and put down with a rather lame post by the mod.

Then wickedannabella publically bashed lilly_belle for not knowing how to use LJ which has now escalated into a 104 comment(and counting) flame war between the two of them with occasional digs made by other members - most notably the overeager newbie from earlier.

Highlights include digs at unborn children and the inevitable invoking of Harry Potter.

5:07pm: Quick plug...
Don't forget to check otf_wank on a daily basis! I mention this because (aha! ulterior motive!) I just tossed up a few wanks from PublishAmerica.com, and I'm really not quite sure if they belong there or here...

8:40pm: It's a queer night for wanking
The ever wankilicious percy_weatherby is here, queer and about to shove some high-end Prada footwear up someone's silly behind.

Note to keep an eye on this community. Seems built for teh wank.

ETA I thought this had something to do with QAF. Hmmm, must read more closely the first time. Still, it seems wanky ... at least I think so.