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12:16pm: Wankbert!
It all starts with a Dilbert strip in which the office crew begins to starve to death due to their attempt to find a place their Vegan coworker can eat...
Let the wanking begin!
At first, it's mild stuff: Vegans are too easy to make fun of! Oh, and I don't eat with my coworkers because I'm Vegetarian, so there.
Vegans DON'T invite themselves along like that! It's you damn meat-eaters that make problems and whine!
Then it starts getting into people who are actually insulted:
Wah! Asok the Intern is horrible, but this is worse!
Then there's a thread about how restaurant options mean the vegetarians can eat with meat-eaters, but meat-eaters can't eat at vegetarian-only restaurants.
Someone tries to imply that this is really Dilbert saying how America sucks.
And my own single little throwaway joke is ridiculed as being passe. ^.^

Think that's the end of it? Ohhhh no.

The next day's Dilbert continues the theme. But this time the wankers are already revved up and ready to go!
The first is an entirely unfunny "rebuttal strip", and the wank really gets going from there. The only slightly funny rebuttal rebuttal strip sub-thread contains debate over logical phallacies. Then there are those who can't make comics, so they do a script version.
And currently, the comments end with someone who is more interested in facts than jokes.

C'mon... Wankbert... he'd be a GREAT new character!

4:16pm: Christian propaganda.
This is my first wank, but since no one else seems to be posting it...

Meet Amenlover. The nick really tells it all. He obviously doesn't like gays and believes that God should tell him what to do, when hackers attack his website. Replies to both include some wankiness, and I really hope this guy is a troll. Mad christians. *sigh*

7:36pm: Wank, for you evil, evil child-haters in the audience...
I have the sneaky feeling that someone, or ones, may be posting this as I speak. This is just too lovely a wank to pass by.

The LJ community ChildFree is a place for those who don't wish to have children to come and talk about... not having children. Some rant about the nasty things unsupervised children do. Some bitch about the ignorant parents who believe the world revolves around their beautiful little spores offspring and that everything should be sanitized for their protection. Some even share tales about a wonderful child they met that gives them hope for the human race.

And some people just come in and whine because the community is soso meeeeeean and they all hate babies! And then some more people drop by to tell her that if she doesn't like the community... to fuck off and go join a PC one!

9:17pm: Not fandom, but definitely a big enough wank to share here, too.
And even if it's not really big enough yet, it certainly will be very soon...

from otf_wank: Good ol' fashioned wank about LJ itself.

10:26pm: http://www.livejournal.com/users/joannie_m/194633.html

I have no words. Oh, wait. Yes I do.

I AM A FAN! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!