Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:54am: this isn't actually wank as such...it is a parody of wank
the beautiful wank dance as performed by the Dilbertfeed commenters.

8:49am: Logic, please!
Semi-self-wank, of course. In fact, I come close to invoking some mutation of Snacky's Law at some point (oops).

Background: Key player here is the original poster, Nemoxs, who has a history of being obsessed with popularity. Euphoria is the 800-pound gorilla of anime vidding; it generally made people wet themselves in rapture. Vids on this site are rated by viewers, and rankings are posted daily. This, of course, gives people something else to obsess over.

OP: A video that has nothing to do with me had a ratings change OMG.
Me: And this involves us, or you, how exactly?
OP: You suck LOL.
Me: Okay, but that doesn't answer my question.
Somebody else: Everybody in this thread needs to get a life.
Various other people: [fill in reasonable musings on opinions and ratings here]
Me: This is not a popularity contest, you know. What the hell is wrong with you?
OP: I'm obsessed with people liking me, that's not a bad thing, if you're not you shouldn't be here.
Me: WTF?

Most of the bitchery is on page 4 so far. It's all strangely cheerful. And yes, the wank is quite possibly coming from my direction, as my comments were pointed and I had to be a big dork about it. Oh well.

6:20pm: Queer Guy With An Insensitive Eye
I knew it was coming. Of course it was coming.

If we put together a list of all things that cause wank, homosexuality would be up in the top twenty, just below "Justin Timberlake", "MsA" and "Anything That Has To Do With Harry Potter".

So, naturally, the yet-young Queer Eye For The Straight Guy fandom is a steaming cesspool of potential wank.

And thus it begins.

This is a case of "You Can't Do That In My Our This Community!" wank.

Miss Aiema says, "Hey you guys! These idiot fundies in the Midwest are bashing our Fab Five!"

Everyone agree except one idiot (and I use this term lovingly), who is agreed with by a few more idiots. A couple of people who disagree with the disagreement (myself included, oops) inform Mr. Why Can't We All Hold Hands And Be Nice why he does, in fact, suck.

Somebody else finds ANOTHER article about the same occurance and posts it again. People, once more, complain about the evil Montanians.

Mr. Why Can't We All Hold Hands And Be Nice doesn't like the way people are actually posting negative feedback about the show in a community about said show (imagine that!). He takes it upon himself to whine, and inform everybody that he DOES know what he's talking about, because he's t3h gay. Along with 1/4 of the rest of the community.

What do the Fab Five think about people making fun of fundies in a community dedicated to them? Something tells me that they don't really care all that much, seeing as half of the interviews with them make fun of fundies.

Which leads me to wonder what thoughtscrawl is smoking, anyway.

6:56pm: Well, a wank from HP fandom, except I keep screwing it up.
I would ask one of the mods to delete the earlier post I made re: Harry Potter and the Fiction Alley wank. I totally screwed up that one and would like to repost it since I cannot find a way to edit the last post. I not only posted it in a hurry but screwed up the link to it too. :P

I'm such a n00b. Here's what the post was supposed to be:

Okay, so over at Fiction Alley Park someone gets disgruntled that their fic has been returned to them for corrections and they cannot find said areas that need correction.

Rather than asking the CODER (not the moderator, moderators do not code and vice versa - well, maybe some do, but let's say for the sake of argument that this is so) about what needed to be fixed, the disgruntled writer posts this beauty state new moderators were needed and then uses Cassie Claire's Draco Trilogy as an example of a fic that may have gotten preferential treatment.

Coders and other members play knight in shining armour.

Let the wankage begin!

EDIT: Previous screwed up post was deleted.