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12:42am: Tonight, Get Fuzzy reveals a shocking sekret: Satchel is Canadian! Watch the wank as it slowly begins to gather steam:

"The land to the North, is the second most despicable place on Earth (only Cleveland is worse, don't get me started on that... all I have to say is Dante)."

trickybliss misses the point entirely, and ruesterbaby screams that the damn war mongering Americans making fun of her Treasured Country is NOT FUNNY!!!11

So far most people have kept their pants on, but keep an eye on this one.

1:05am: Gamer Geek Wank
White Wolf Games wants to sue Sony pictures for the movie Underworld, claiming that Sony is committing copyright infringement for using themes like Werewolves and Vampires and street wars between the two.

Here is an article about the suit. The comments there have some wank value, as does the the discussion about the suit on the Something Positive Livejournal community.

No one wanks like geeks, and damn, are they...

10:42am: Here we go again.
Brought to you from the fandom that takes it's canon as seriously as death.

Several months ago, in the X fandom, there came an upsurge of "anonymous fic review sites", in which members of the fandom- sometimes BNFs themselves- would assume a pseudonym and proceed to tear the hell out of someone else's fanfic. Some pretty darn snarky. Some were "dedicated to telling the truth about mainstream fanfic".

And then... there was Mary-Sue.

No, seriously, that's what she's calling herself. And she's already laid into a fanfic. Watch as I get wanky, someone else dares her to review one of their own fics, and the author of the reviewed fic finds out.

Small now, but knowing my fandom, it's going to explode, and soon!