Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

7:40am: A wank of sorts
Posted at my friends list:

From popdirt:

The Mirror reports that Westlife's Bryan McFadden, who was a little worse for wear, showed up at the 'Italian Job' premiere party sporting a heavily bandaged hand. Asked how he injured himself he replied: "It's nothing. I have just been wanking an awful lot recently."

10:00pm: Cow-ruh-sue
It's my first time posting here, and have no clue how to announce it.

Short, but painful to my brain.

Started with an innocent, "so, who here uses fanfiction.net and name?". Morphed into an...I'm not sure what it is. There's only one person blowing up, and the rest going, "uh..the hell?"

http://www.animelyrics.com/forum/topic_show.pl?tid=7955

Edit Seems that happycake has apologised.
Unfortuanately in a matter that makes my brain hurt even more.