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11:44am: It's Anne Rice, of course she's wanking
Love her or (more likely) hate her, you can't deny that the woman is an insane egomaniac.

Witness this ramble from her website, in which she tells us how great she is, and why she doesn't require an editor. And also, all those pesky "grammar mistakes" and "continuity errors"? She meant to do that.

( Here are some of the best excerpts for your enjoyment. )

Oh yes, I'm bitter.

Unfortunately there aren't any wanky comments or anything like that as her official site doesn't have a message board, but I think Anne does a good job of wanking on her own.

4:04pm: Wank Request
I know we have a couple of people here (or at least one) that keep up with Boy Meets Boy's messageboards. I just KNOW that, with Cyanide's sudden transfiguration into The Most Self-Centered Man Alive and Skids throwing The World's Biggest Little Bitchfit, there's GOT to be wank flying. Please, please, share the wank, let us bask.

10:03pm: WOOHOO! Promo Wank!
I own a community -- I hesitate to say "moderate" (although that's gonna change) because I'll admit I haven't; both I and the other moderator have been busy and haven't paid much attention to this particular community. It started getting busy around the time when neither of us had the time (or energy) to devote to it, and it was just a promotion community so we decided to let it ride. Only recently did some changes in the community setup on LJ make it easier to maintain a community; it's just piled into so much work by then I kept putting it off. I've had a feeling that there's been wank either coming or lurking about there...

Today, the wank came to me. And it's got Harry Potter flavoring!

Shutterfly16 promotes a HP RPG for the fourth time this week. Promos should only be posted once a week when they're new -- and once a month thereafter.

Wolf Samurai has had enough of that nonsense, and tells her nicely to not post the same ad repeatedly.

And the fun begins as Tainted Smile (who's not even a member of the comm) comes in and tells Wolf Samurai what basically amounts to "If you don't like it, don't read it" (in other words, take the community off your friendlist.) A valid argument -- if the poster wasn't in violation of the rules.

J Chaos tells Tainted the same thing, still politely, and watch as Tainted Smile spazzes out!

Wolf Samurai and J Chaos both inform Tainted that s/he's getting reported to the moderator for trolling.

That's when the real fun begins.

My personal favorite? Wolf Samurai tells Tainted Smile "someone should remove your reproductive organs so you can't breed. But alas, we can't always have what we want."

Tainted Smile replies with the ever-witty "Wow. That was so insulting, that I think I'm going to go cry to the moderator of this community that her members no longer want me to breed."

::coughs:: ^_^ See, I'm also one of the co-mods for ChildFree.

Anyhow, enjoy it while it lasts. ^_^

11:10pm: Oh, I hate going to the IMDB...
But I'm sorry, this is just too stupid to ignore...

"Salma Hayek shouldn't have played Frida Kahlo! Kahlo is Mexican and she's Arabic!"

"She's half-Arabic. She's also half-Mexican. And Kahlo was half Mexican and half Jewish, anyway. And Hayek grew up in Mexico, stupid!"

"She's not dark-skinned enough to be Arabic! That's like saying Tiger Woods is Asian!"

"He is Asian! By his lineage, he's more Asian than he is black!"

"No, he's not! He's BLACK! He's just ashamed of who he is. And Salma's still Arabic. Just because your great-great-great-great-grandfather slept with a Frenchwoman doesn't make you French!"

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.