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9:36am: Disney wank!
First post, first wank, yadda yadda yadda...

This wank is more than a few years old, but it still runs through the ranks of Disney fandom today.

If there's one "BNF" (in quotation marks for reasons explained later) who's either shitted on or worshipped as a major deity in Disneyland fandom, it's Al Lutz. Lutz's sordid history with the fandom began on Usenet, which, as we all know, is home to wank of various sorts.

( Wankitude... )

11:30am: Please to be printing your lyrics!
Small and cute, but still a little headache-inducing.

Dave Matthews (of Dave Matthews Band fame) recently released a solo album. Anyone familiar with his work knows that Dave has this really funky mumbly-joe Afrikaan-influenced Southern accent, which sometimes makes it hard to hear the lyrics of his songs. Especially if he doesn't provide a lyrics sheet with his album release.

This wank concerns a song of his called "Dodo." There is some disagreement as to the lyrics.

But what is he saying? WHAT? WHAT?

My vote goes with this guy:"i think it's, "but with the assage of time..." much deeper meaning if it is..."

PS: It's "passage."

5:01pm: Harry Potter mini-wank!
Newbie, first wank... just a small one: ( Awww... what a cute little wank! )