Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:31am: I hated you first!
Hello all - I valiantly slogged through tons of wankeriffic threads to bring you the following. You may remember a little wank I posted dealing with the WPR LJ community (that would be web page review). They're at it again. Apparently they take themselves, their pages, and any other review sites very verrrryyyyy seriously. I would like to present the following for your perusal.

( wank #1: You suck! No, you suck! Well, you suck more! )

( wank #2: You suck because they're my friend! )

( wank #3: You suck because I have proof that THEY suck! )

The ultimate result, (well, I shouldn't say ultimate because they're still duking it out), is that they've turned on each other like rabid wolves and people are leaving the community. This is a pity because I actually know some of the parties involved. I do thank the gods that I am not a member and never, EVER, will be.

4:48am: The wank that was . . . is, was again!
Remember this? Ah, I love the smell of 18th century HP RP dead games in the morning.

They're baaaaack!

This time it's the_13th_muse proudly stating her case and offering a few choice invectives, and antaniell93 refuting it in the comments. Several times. Hasn't gotten rolling yet but I'm betting it will sometime tomorrow, I wager.

Unless the mod pounces, that is. ;)

4:44pm: Another Harry Potter author is a bit put out that her character is being mocked.

Because she's a WRITRESS who FERERENTLY insists that everyone is jealous of her!

Not to mention her SUPERFLUOUS English grades.

She's also like a TORTURED GOTH, in a way. Snacky's Law invoked here!

But her sockpuppet tells us she may be dying, so CHANGE YOUR TUNE, dammit! And here are the 9/11 references!

Since we're all dumbasses, we failed to see her metaphor. She also demands that we stop CRUSHING HER HEART.

Then she thinks that the sarcasm is a compliment.

And of course, the best is saved for last!

Mary Sue wank never fails to brighten my day.

4:51pm: Trouble In Queer-adise
In the Queer Eye fandom, somebody asks for a code for a friend.

Somebody else posts a response with the code. This was a really stupid idea. Selfless, of course, but as much as I like the guy...that was a stupid idea.

Anyway, code-giver complains about it, and this begins a whole lot of flaming, and for once, we're not talking about Carson Kressley.

Meanwhile, The troll revels in the attention of the angry QE fandomers.</a>