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12:14pm: More Mary Sue Wank!
This one is a doozy - the source has a WTF factor that shoots well through the ceiling and goes out to dance naked on the moon.

On the community Deleterius, Sues from LotR and HP fandom are mocked. I'm pretty sure most of you are familiar with the community.

A few days ago, a particularly odd story was reviewed. Said tale features the spiritual cloud/soul of Orlando Bloom visiting the Mary Sue, and having mad misty sex with her, Zeus-like. Honestly.

After everyone in the community deals out the understandable WTF?! reactions, the author finally makes an appearance. Watch her complain about how her disclaimers should override the fair use law, object to being called a fangirl ("I've met fangirls. You don't want to listen to them talk or read their fics. Trust me."), accuses the community of slander, etc.

The wank itself is kind of mild, with a few spicy bits, but when combined with the mind-boggling oddness of the story in question... man. It has to be shared.

5:00pm: Childfree Wank that makes me want to vomit blood
It all starts here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/childfree/1797360.html where Foul Mouthed Broad tells us that all children of single mothers will be criminals and how people on welfare suck.

It gets better after that. Watch bat cheva tell people how they DESERVE to be in abusive relationships!

I'm a member and I want to bitchslap every person in the comm now.


Icz

10:21pm: There are no words....
afamilyaffair appears to be dedicated to the fic phenom known as "Twincest". It appears that fangirls cornered the twins who play Fred and George Weasley and explained exactly *what* twincest was to them, and then made them hold up a sign about it whilst the aforementioned squealing fangirls took their picture.

To quote from the entry: Needless to say, they were pretty shocked. But i like to think it was suprise more than disgust...

Uhm. Yeah. You just told them that people get off from fanticizing about them doing peversions to each other. I'm sure they were "suprised more than disgusted". Yeah. Right. Whatevah.

I'm not able to see the sign, for which I'm very happy, btw.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/afamilyaffair/29892.html

Not much wank in the comments yet, but it's a comin'. I can feel it rolling in, like a thunderstorm building...