Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:14pm: Well, in case you haven't heard yet, the runaway freight train of domlijah just met the concrete wall of reality.

The fine folks over at dl_anon are having a field day sorting through the smoking wreckage, which includes some true gems of wank. Apparently the fangirls are concluding that these poor boys have nothing better to do than mess with their fans' minds by pretending to be gay.

Consider where that's coming from, if you will.

6:35pm: We have been put in our place!
Remember my post about the wank on Jorn Benzon's board?

Jorn has arrived at Fandom Wank to tell us off.

OMG A LOTR GUY IS TALKING TO US!!!!11111one!!! I will never wash my eyes again.

8:45pm: FFML Wank... a-gain~
A disagreement on a fic. Basically, some people were fanboying the author in question, and doing stuff like harrassing those who didn't like the story, posting private correspondence publicly, lashing out at the mods, and generally being huge bitches. Posting priviliges are revoked, tempbans are handed out. Mods are accused of favoritism, and people post "Not that I'm saying you suck, but god you suck, bye now" messages.
Typical day on the FFML.
Basically, it goes like this:
Author: "Here is a story! It's another retelling of Ranma from the start, but with the Amazons figuring big right from the start."
Side A: "Eh. It's a little derivative, and here are some plot holes we noticed, do with them as you will."
Side B: "God we love this. All your stuff is so good. When are you gonna work on your other stuff? Shut up, Side A!"
Author: "Well, I don't really see them as plot holes for this and this reason, but it's okay."
Side A: "Are you sure? Well, as you will."
Side B: "God, I can't believe you'd dare to say that to the BNA! This is -BNA-!!! How DARE you not like his stuff? You ignorant pusballs!"
Mod: "Calm down, please. Flame thread is done with, feel free to actually calm down and talk about the fic some more."
Donald Granberry: "THAT SIDE A BASTARD DB SOMMER BLOCKED MY EMAIL REPLY TO HIS PRIVATE REPLY TO ME! SO HERE'S THAT PRIVATE EMAIL, PLUS MY SCREAMING AT HIM! BAN ME, YOU FASCIST EVIL BASTARDS THAT SUPPORT THE BASHING OF BNA!!! YOU LET IT HAPPEN, YOU EVIL SONS OF BITCHES, AND I BET YOU'LL BAN ME FOR THIS TOO! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, BLARRRRG!!!!"
Me: "..." . o O ( The fuck? o.o;; )
Mod: "Ho-kay, done. Here's a list of who's warned, who's lost posting priviliges, and who's banned."
New Party: "Oh, mod? Not that you suck, but geez, everything you does sucks. And not that you're being favoritist, but you gave slaps on the wrists to people that were your friends and were way too hard on everyone else. And not that I think you're a lousy mod, but you don't do your job and need to step down as mod immediately. And not that I think that your not enforcing worship of BNA is worth leaving the list over, but I'm leaving the list."
That's it in summary. If anyone can expand on this better, please feel free. n.n

11:24pm: Say it ain't so, Lij....
While I was reading that great Dom/Lij wank and laughing my ass off I stumbled across this one. Apparently little Lij is ripshit that Peter Jackson decided to hand out more trinkets from LOTR.

( Lord of the Rings stars tussle over trinket )

Do we have a younger version of Anne Rice on our hands? I can't seem to understand why giving away a prop from a movie would be such a big deal, especially since he got the original one...and Goddess knows how many One Rings they made... Why are they fighting over both? A wise man named Willy Wonka once said something along the lines of "Everyone has had one, and one is enough for everybody."

Someone, explain it to my poor addled brain, please?