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3:05pm: And now for something just a bit different
The Ten Commandments Of Fandom

1. Thou shalt not flame needlessly.
2. Thou shalt practice common sense.
3. Thou shalt live and let live.
4. Thou shalt not declare thyself the One True Fan.
5. Thou shalt not act in a manner that gives all fand a bad name.
6. Thou shalt learn to take constructive criticism in a mature fashion.
7. Thou shalt not lump all fans into one stereotype, be they yaoi, het, sub, or dub.
8. Thou shalt not forsake canon or the creators/authors, for without them, there would be no Team Rocket or Sirius Black to adore.
9. Thou shalt not stage fandom wars.
10. Thou shalt not take fandom way too seriously, for it is but a game.

7:44pm: And the XanderZone explodes again...
Xanderistas in general are a pretty explosive bunch. Insane Xander-fans of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer tend to be just a little overprotective of their favorite carpenter, and the locos at the XanderZone are some of the most fervent. But this is a FIRST for them.

A wank over George W. Bush and politics in general.

Not that I think the man isn't wank worthy, but from this group, this is just about one of the funniest things I've seen all year.

( Bush sucks! )

( Yeah! )

( HEY! But...I'm in the minority, so we shouldn't talk about it! )

Followed by a few posts about how nobody wants to start a political debate on the list...and then

( Let's talk Politics! They're SOOO COOL! )

( Watch me subtly poke at the people I don't like... )

( Watch as I insult the democrats...and Spike... )

( and the socialists... )

And now it seems to have ended in a discussion about the World Rugby/Soccer Cup [and I know they're not the same thing, but the discussion has ranged over both] or something, as well as a buncha people going "if you didn't want to talk about it, stop fricking talking about not talking about it! This is a fanfic board!"

Meh...

8:02pm: VCL wank
Kimberleigh Ann Keister, a slovenly being well-known for wank in various furry fandoms, is at it again. Of course, one could write an entire book on the wank Kimmugh has thrown upon the furry fandom, but she's been dormant for a while. It's about time, I say.

What's it about this time? Kim suggests that VCL artists should stop drawing furry porn for an entire week. Of course, three pages of wank ensues before the thread is closed - but it's still utter hilarity nonetheless.

Choice quotes:

"I'm doing this to see if people could draw a less disgusting art work. Yep! Yiff i believe is a abomantion to the art world.

[...]

I will REFUSE to draw any type of Yiff work, Yiff is somthing i catalog as a very inaporate subject(Homosexral related). [...] Anthro is ment to be cute like bugs bunny or Micky Mouse! Not Micky shanking Minnie in the ass or Bugs....donking Lola and sucking boobs and stuff! Would you let your kids watch Disney if they did Yiff??? Well, I won't!

I relized we have kids as young as 12 smitting Yiff to here, That's very sad and there parents wonder why they are GAY!"

"Threse alot great talent out there, and it all wasted on yiff. Theres NO market for yiff in this repulicaian Nation!"

ALSO: "Bulging couches."

I love you, Kimmugh.

8:42pm: Well, SOMEONE had to write it up
From DL_Anon, the lovely birthplace of much snark, is this.

nicehobbit links to her post where she tells MsA to shut up. elvishhobbit rants about her vendetta against MsA, and is absolutely certain that Ellijah is straight. And she uses that goddamned "Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded." quote. Is there a law for using that quote? If not, there really should be. It's really pissing me off. >_<

And everyone should love cesare for this:

On a day when we already have six other front-page posts on this community, it seems like a waste of space to me to put up a new post just to point at your journal where you're screaming "Shut up".

Remember, posts on this community show up on 300+ peoples' friends lists. I hope everyone will please consider that before making new front page posts in the future, especially on a busy day

Wordy McWordWord, yo.

9:51pm: Baseball is entertainment... sort of...
I suddenly realize that I don't know whether sports fandom is considered considered 'fandom' per se. Feel free to tell me to get the hell out to otf_wank.

But in the meantime, have some spanking new Philadelphia Phillies wank - now improved with federal action!

"When someone has been brought up to be a Phan of the Phillies they are actually jettisoned into an alternate reality, a lifelong episode of the Twilight Zone. It's a form of abuse that is not completely unlike what some young boys who happen to be Catholics go through."

( ...and that's not his only excursion into Poor Taste Land and the Magical Kingdom of Nuts. )

Long story short, he got tired of just wanking and decided to do something about it. Result? He may be the first man in U.S. history with the phrase "Your Offense Blows Goats" in his federal indictment affadavit.