: eensy HP wank
First wank post, hello. Hope it's acceptable.
Ickle baby Harry Potter news wank. Follows the classic formula:
Some guy: I shall nonchalantly toss off an obscure and dubious piece of trivia and consequently look teh smrt!
Some other guy: Uh. I didn't know that. Source?
Guy 1: Everybody knows that. So that's your source. Everybody.
Other guy: Uh, well, I didn't.
More people: Neither did we! And we can't find any news on it.
Guy 1: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH I AM TOO GOOD FOR LINKS DO NOT QUESTION ME FOR I KNOW ALL BRAAAARGH U SUXXORS!!!!!!!11ELEVENSES
Everybody else: You're funny. Mockity mock.
It actually includes the phrase, "I think that you are only finding the news you WANT to find."
First wank post, hello. Hope it's acceptable.
Ickle baby Harry Potter news wank. Follows the classic formula:
Some guy: I shall nonchalantly toss off an obscure and dubious piece of trivia and consequently look teh smrt!
Some other guy: Uh. I didn't know that. Source?
Guy 1: Everybody knows that. So that's your source. Everybody.
Other guy: Uh, well, I didn't.
More people: Neither did we! And we can't find any news on it.
Guy 1: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH I AM TOO GOOD FOR LINKS DO NOT QUESTION ME FOR I KNOW ALL BRAAAARGH U SUXXORS!!!!!!!11ELEVENSES
Everybody else: You're funny. Mockity mock.
It actually includes the phrase, "I think that you are only finding the news you WANT to find."
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