Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:44pm: The HP wank disappeared around 11pm GMT last night, I was actually reading through the comments when it did and thought I had managed to save a copy, alas it was not to be.

There is however, the un-edited version of what Aja posted, quite different to the version she now has on her journal.

Deleting your wank just isn't cool man, especially if you're "laughing at yourself" (honest) in the first place.

Oh yes, and I just thought I should mention that FW is over a year old now. *pets it*

2:51pm: More of the baby HP wank
A continuation of this wank in lj's slytherin community.

told you I would back it up when I felt like it!

A post later, there is mockery.

2:52pm: new community
We get a lot of wanks here that are suspect because the poster is involved in the flaming. Plus there have been some that seemed like blatant calls for fandom_wank to mock the OP's sworn enemies.

If fandom_wank is going to discourage self-involved wanks (bizarre term, I know), then I think there ought to be another place for them.

Thus, i_wank. Maybe someday it will become the Thunderdome of Fandom.

3:31pm: gacked from metaquotes
Don't make fun of furries! Make fun of the Peter Pan guy instead!

Yadda yadda, wank ensues.

[ETA: Dude! When you proclaim yourself a pinata you lose the right to complain when people beat you with sticks. Nice quote.]

3:33pm: Fewer brain cells than commas, this one.
A continuation of one of the über-psycho wanks, fandombitches, once much with teh funneh, seemed a rather clever parody on the watchful_entitys of the world. Rumors went around it was done by a BNF. Now? Not so much with teh funneh. Gay bashing, general hypocrisy, that old chestnut. Unimpressed, stalker, unimpressed.

10:15pm: Wonderland Wank
And now for something a little different

( Porn wank invades Fandom )

11:36pm: Aggressive Tarantino fans? I'm shocked.
Kill Bill, Tarantino's latest, has received a lot of hype. And the marketing has been pretty up front about how the flick is divided into two volumes, the next set to release in February. Hence this release being "Kill Bill: Volume One." However, that doesn't seem to be sufficient warning for some people. Or, just one person actually.

IMDB user She-she has been trying to rally the message board troops into boycotting Kill Bill on account of, well, her own blatant stupidity. And I quote:


Do you want to be taken advantage of and exploited in a scheme to get Americans to Spend Twice the money to see one movie?

According to the replies:

Yes, now shut the fuck up kthxbai.

Needless to say, the troops are not quite rallied. Included in the responses (of varying intelligence yet unanimous in their opinion), we have:

"damn hippy. why don't you go grow some hemp and sing "we shall overcome" in a circle with a joint hanging out of your mouth."

"We'd rather that whiny idealist po-mo-anti-capitalist-anti-corporation-and-the-like not see the movie at all. It's better that way."

And some dude saying that we should boycott for another reason. Um, because Shelly Long wasn't cast as The Bride. Yep, I'm sure her and Uma were neck and neck for that role.

I read through more than half of the replies and I didn't see any spoilers, but I can't be sure. Just to be safe, if you want to remain pure (which I highly recommend for this movie), you might want to stay away until after you've seen it(which I also highly recommend.)

11:53pm: where were you when she wrote those letters to Heaven?
Found this on LJdrama.org but thought it could use posting here 'cause an old friend of F_W shows up.

theprankster (an obvious troll name if thre ever was one) posts to the Nirvana community comeasyouare, talking about her website, which features her letters to Kurt Cobain up in Heaven and that she believes they are destined to be soulmates.

Someone calls her on the trolling and on the fact that she replies to her own post with a separate LJ account, which brings amusement overall.

But then, look! Up in the sky!

And she "knows for a bleeding FACT" that Kurt would not appreciate people thinking him a soulmate. Maybe she and Kurt have been in correspondence as well?

And the drama continues here, where she bids the community farewell (along with a sweet graphic from both her and Kurt!). Best line in the comments: KURT IS NOT SANTA CLAUS YOU STUPID FUCK.

Runner up: if curt read this he would shit on you for being a fucking idiot.

Says she who misspelled the man's name. Right on!