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2:28am: ...dude. WTF?
Roleplayers. Most of us have probably been one before. Most of us, even those of us who are members of this particular species, will agree that we have frighteningly high numbers of wankers in our midst. Such as the one that has recently left a lovely mess all over the roleplayers and rpg_promo community on LJ.

Phasmaphobic is his name and dodging questions is his game! Come one, come all, come see him skillfully drive a "waaaaaaaambulance" at top speed through these innocent communties while simultaneously flinging silly insults and dodging questions left and right. He will then proceed to mistake his own reflection for his obviously superior opponent!

( And so it begins... )

Ahhh... question-dodgers, how lovely is the wank you bring us. ::settles in with a big bag of carnival popcorn::

EDIT> Zanne was such a lovely person and provided a full transcript of the exchange of comments on her journal fen. All hail. ^_^

EDIT> Gah. Forgot to link to the comments-disabled post. ^^;; I'm awake, really.

5:28am: Wank Update with Cthulhuy goodness
An update to the previous Something Positive wanks between the Furry/Anti-Furry crowds.

Randy has a snarky in-comic response to all the recent Furry wanks.

6:24pm: If you wank it, they will come...
Apparently, someone over in LJ-land overheard the comment about Smallville being a kerfuffle-free fandom, for they're at it again. Unfortunately SV doesn't seem to have a thexhibitionist to repost the now-deleted trashing of Rhiannon and one of her fics, so we're just getting eighteen million vague accusations, one deleted journal, and an absolute shitload of criticism and Snacky's Law-invoking wank.

Ahhh, the good old days...

Edit: our favorite wanker weighs in, it's all our fault again, and look! It's a wank crossover! All we need are some misspelled flames and we'll have a Wank For The Ages.