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4:16pm: britney spears wank, brought to you by FictionLyn's little fangirls
It starts out with someone posting Britney's Esquire magazine interview. The interview talks about Britney's sexuality and whatnot and how Britney is either very smart, or really really dumb. (I'm all for the dumb)

The link to this wank is: fictionlyn's storyboard. you've got to have an ezboardaccount to view it though


Gems of this wank include:

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7:18pm: In light of the depressing, and you know, generally tiring Harry Potter wanks of late *coughajacough*... I thought I would share this with you loverly people.

Specifically the I WISH DANIEL RADCLIFFE AND HARRY POTTER HAVE ANTHRAX thread in response.

Some of my favorite quotes:

this:
I want to go out with Emma Watson and I want to have sex with her.Will you.I wil TOUCH you Emma where ever you want me to

this gem:
I wish that you could get anthrax. Trust me, if I tracked you down I would get the place where you live.... then I'll give it to everybody repeating what you just said. Well I don't give a f*** just do the whole world some good and drown in a hole you f****** f***witt. ( ... )

I HATE HARRY POTTER SO MUCH!!!
STUPID J.K ROWLING IS AFFECTING YOUNG KIDS WITH HER BULLSHIT.
RADCLIFFE IS GREAT BUT HE IS TRAPPED IN THE FIRES OF DEVIL.

And plenty more. This is a really really old message board, so I dunno if anyone has ever posted it... but, ah, it really deserves some quality recognition for superior content. (Y)