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12:25am: Those gosh-darned Duranies....
A cross board wankage this time...

Someone over here says that someone at DuranDuran.com is the biggest drama queen ever. He never says who it is, mind you.

Obviously some person has a guilt complex because she posts this here. And This..

And one of her friends posts this to say how threatened she was by the statement "I don't know who you're talking about, but for grins, I was just peeking at the dd.com message board and I wanted to get on a plane and beat the sh#t out of, like, 4 of the people posting there"..

And then the ever present I hope the band doesn't read this because they'll be so upset with what bad people their fans are! crap. Yeah. Like they give two farts in a bag that their fans are complete doucheweasels to each other. I'm sure the band's mantra is: Just buy the damned tickets, programs and T-shirts and don't stalk us anymore.

I'm especially amused by the person who was fingered as being a Drama Queen posting all about how hurt she was about being named a Drama Queen, but being a Drama Queen Diva in the process, sucking up they sympathy from her friends as she goes.

And you'd think the fans would have too much to do getting ready for the tour to start this kind of stuff....

2:10am: The Great Orlando Timeline
Since this is all happening oh-so-fast, I thought a quick rundown of tonight's events might clarify to all of--okay, yeah, I'm pointing and laughing. So shoot me.

10/23 7:07 pm : JJ makes the post to BritishBoys announcing the creation of the bestest funniest Orlando community ever.

7:12 pm : JJ re-posts her compu!Orlando theory as the inaugural post in her community. This is the only post of hers yet that does not involve a shout-out to f_w.

8:09 pm : JJ posts in her own community, talking about how people are making fun of her and she's SHOCKED! SHOCKED, she is! Provides a link and exhorts everyone to go laugh at us because we have....and this is important...TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS.

10/24 2:11 am : JJ posts to her own community, saying she's back from her awesome band's show and is reading lil' ol' us. She's in shock that people are making fun of her! How terribly amusing! But she's going to go to sleep now, and bring this up at her "meeting" tomorrow so everyone can laugh and laugh.

4:53 am : JJ's "roommate" posts, saying that JJ is a big and powerful radio dj who has sekritly been testing fandoms online to see who can get the most riled up. She's also asleep right now, and will undoubtedly be fuuuuurious at her roommate for posting and saying how cool and hip and famous she is. Oh, and she laughed and laughed about this with her friends tonight. Because she's cool and famous and hip! With LOTS OF FRIENDS! LOTS, YOU HEAR ME???

5:02 am : Damn, that JJ's a light sleeper. She's up, to say the "gig" is up. I'm sure that's because, being an uber-cool radio DJ, she's used to talking about gigs. Not because she's a fucking moron who doesn't know that the phrase is actually "the jig is up." Incidentally, my favorite part of her post is this quote: "I love cliques. I was a part of them in high school, possibly even college as well, but grew out of it once I hit my mid 20s." Translation = "I'm in my mid-forties and munching on a hot pocket at this very moment."

7:37am: Update on Orlando Wank...
Remember the orlando_daily wank posted not so long ago?

Well, JenniferJayde is at it again!

Marvel at her latest post to LJ community BritishBoys!

For those without the will to go and look, here is the wankerific post in all its wanky glory...

The subject makes it sound like I'm advertising porn lol

Hello you...Orlando Blooming folks...

midniteangel629 and I have created a new community. The community is geared towards those people who not only like Orlando Bloom, but like to actually have FUN when talking about him, looking at him, etc... Basically, we want a mature community that can joke around without getting jumped on! Super.

orlando_humor

We had some fun with the rules, so....

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You think that was funny? Just wait to see the stuff we all come up with for this community...and not just us, EVERYONE. It's all about the fun, y'all. All about the fun.

The obligatory picture...(oh don't make me!)

The wank...it grows!

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12:49pm: PH33R H3R W4|\|KY WR4TH
Is it just me, or is it fucking embarrassing when people use fic_flames to showcase their own l33t f14m1ng ski11z? Do they think it makes them look smart? Are they expecting praise for stooping to a grammar-school level of social interaction? It's like watching a monkey fingerpaint with its own feces, I swear...

And oh yes, it's small but it's wank. angeluszion is VERY hep on how dangerous she is. ( Observe... )

8:34pm: Meeeow, pussycat.
Ah, IMDB always brings the waaaaank. It's like the guy who turns up at parties with the flask to spike the punch! He's always welcome.

So, Halle Berry is going to be Catwoman in the upcoming Catwoman film. Someone on the IMBD board for the film isn't impressed about the fact that catwoman is going to be black but he's not a racist and throws in various reasons why he isn't. He also abuses the word *beep* and the caplock key. Two major crimes in my eyes but I digress.

Much incoherence, canon ignorance and general stupidity later and Martin Luther King is brought up because if Halle Berry can play Catwoman, then a white guy can play Martin Luther King. He seems to have forgotten that MLK, unlike Catwoman is not a fictional character.

People lay the smack down. He replies. There is more caplock abuse and the word *beep*. Just swear, man. Goddamit. There is also something about an asian bisexual one eyed dog playing superman which made me go: O.o at the mental images.

Ahhh, I shall be haunting the imdb boards for ages now. They're so wankalicious!