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1:45pm: vintage highlander wank
My first wank post! I'm so pleased.

This one's pretty old, but it's on my list of wankiest wanks of all time. And the first time I realized Some Fen Are Just Batshit Crazy (And Not in the Fun Way.) (Yes, I know, I'm slow.)

The wank took place on the yahoo!groups list critical_edge, a list for 'serious' Highlander fanfiction discussion. It gets on the wanky side regularly, but the real fun happens when the list is trolled into oblivion. It can be found in the group's message archives - practically all messages between 5164 and 5328 are related to it. I think you have to join the list to read the messages in their entirety, but I'll post the juiciest parts here anyway. *g*

( Death threats and homophobia ahoy! )

5:39pm: From the fandom that never stops. Again.
On the ever-lively subject of H/H vs R/H, ( Pallas Athena calls Angua9 out )

To which Angua9 replies with ( an absolute mistresspiece of wank )

Dear FictionAlley. What would we all do without you?

9:19pm: Another Go-Gaia Wank
Magick Real or Just Not?

I'm too damn tired to go through this whole thing, but there is an asshat named Specmaster, who proclaims others asshats for putting a 'K' in magic(k). Ranger says the same thing, later. Then there must be something about someone named HappyHeart4Jesus who scares me by just existing. Then some person named eikai_rei, who evidently took over a previous thread about witchcraft, and now everyone hates her, or something.
I'm going to speak to all of you serious posters out there - no, that doesn't include eikai - drop this thread like a hot brick. Eikai is like a disease and will turn this thread into herbal w1tch version 3.0 with extra cuntwaffleness features. is a good example of a post about her.

It's at 25 pages, and hasn't stopped yet. How I love thee, 'Extended Discussion' forum. Doesn't that name just make you envision many people wanking?

Warning: The pages load slowly, because of all of the stupid avatars, and the banner signatures at the bottom.

Edited because I'm a moron and messed up the link tag. Sorry, guys.