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11:16am: Sex, sex, sex... that's all you fangirls think about!
Minor Harry Potter RPG fan community wank...

First, I must admit my own wanky contributions to this one. It's still very funny anyway. Wanking yourself and your friends is indeed allowed, right?

triumvirate is a popular Harry Potter RPG on Live Journal with a devoted fan community, triology. There are lots of cool, exciting things going on, a trio threesome, people getting blown up, an ambiguouslyevil!Draco, Voldemort posessing people, a cute Neville/Luna romance, and lots of angst among other things. Oh and there is occasional smut. So the fans post about lots of things going on in the game, but we, um, get a little bit excited about TEH SMUT.

justin_ is a bit concerned.

So....
Is all that incites people to post seems to be the R rated stuff?

I know there is the occasional post about something amusing that happens, but why does it seem that the sweeter goings on seem to be ignored by the community? Neville and Luna just had a nice picnic and neither of them seemed to screw anything up, yet nobody commented on it. But when the puppies go for it, or when the possible allusion of a teacher student relationship between Snape and Mandy...

Am I missing something?

the fans react to this.

In the midst of all of this, lozzy_girl posts a new thread about the non-smutty happenings in the game. trio_fangirl (that would be me *cough*), can't help but wank just a little. Instead of intelligent discussion, a love fest ensues.

The best parts of this ickle wank are here, where lozzy_girl and justin_ argue about what percentage exactly of the triology posts are about smut. lozzy_girl gives us a break down of all of the posts from the past month. _justin then counters this by his posting his own break down of events.

Yes, we *do* post a lot about smut. Bad fangirls, bad!

7:49pm: Now I feel old ...
A few million years ago there was an X-Files fan named Hester (a.k.a Stormlantern) who didn't like slash or slashers and there was much wank. Now, a decade later ...

Some things never change.

Uh, oh! Someone accidentally recs this steaming pile of wank-turd brilliant satire on The Haven, not knowing it was inspired by a longstanding "disagreement" between Hester and the mods on some, sadly, lost thread. (Close your eyes and imagine it. I guarantee you'll have no trouble seeing the wank in the far mist.)

Like fine bourbon with a hole in the bottle left to sit for ten years under your bathroom sink, this wank has developed the most amazing bouquet. Pee-U!

9:08pm: Heads up!
pottersues just held the second 'Golden Bubotuber Awards', and this time she's made little award graphics to give the 'weiners'. She has promised to post any responses she gets to the email she sent them.

Let's all just sit back and wait for the wank to roll in.