Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:54am: I was led to this by mock_the_stupid
I think this is more sad than funny, but it's still wanky:

UMJ, a charming lad with a simply stunning vocabulary, posts the 50 REASONS NOT TO WATCH POWER RANGERS: NINJA STORM on a . . .

. . . wait for it . . .

Power Rangers board. Immediately after this really LONG missive, liberally sprinkled with several variations of the word "fuck," bushwacka666 posts a response, point-by-point to the original, though not nearly as long. Several short responses later, Mega Voyager posts another point-by-point response that's just as long and just as profanity-laced as the original.

And then UMJ reveals his true mission—salvation.

"You fucking fuck heads. After reading my story you still don't understand how bad power rangers really is. I went through all this so I can save you. Save you all from the horribly horribly bad show Power Rangers. But I see you all are too stupid to see why the show is so bad. Damn dumbasses."

How wonderfully noble of him.

I haven't even gotten to the next three pages; what can beat that, after all? ;)

2:59pm: The f_w web of JF communities has expanded a great deal, and it's gotten a bit confusing. To help out, here's a list of all the ones I could think of that have sprouted:

Self-wank: i_wank
Real live wank (cons and such): fw_offline
"Other than fandom" wank: otf_wank
*For all your Domlijah needs: dl_anon

Unrelenting vitriol: fandom_rant
General discussion: fandom_lounge
*The Laws of Fandom: jurisimprudence

Icons derived from featured wank: fwank_icons



Are there any missing? And would one of the mods like to add this list to the community information? It would make my JF surfing much easier, and might help prevent OT posts here (like this one!).

5:05pm: PSA: It's official
Cassie Claire named fandom wankery in a list of seven things that annoyed her.

Let us hang our heads in shame. Or something.