: Mmmm
Some tasty LotR wank via Metafilter. Boneybaloney posts, "Christopher Lee has been cut out of 'Return Of The King." Fans and detractors spooge all over Peter Jackson.
Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock
History
13th November 2003
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I present to you, the Pointlesswasteoftime.com forums.
There's a parody list, called Fifty Reasons Why Lotr Sucks which I find great.
People take this seriously on the forums.
Very seriously. With long incoherent posts.
To which the forum regulars respond: "Show us your tits!"
There's a parody list, called Fifty Reasons Why Lotr Sucks which I find great.
People take this seriously on the forums.
Very seriously. With long incoherent posts.
To which the forum regulars respond: "Show us your tits!"
: Mild Pottersues Wank
Last night's feature on Pottersues was Miss Jessica Kayes, one of those particularly pointless Sues who simply takes Harry's place in a universe where 'The Boy Who Lived' doesn't exist. There are surprisingly many of them. How is this wanky?
Well, for one thing, the author has written seven stories about her Sue's years at Hogwarts, totalling (according to Pottersues) seven hundred thousand words, and as yet unfinished.
For another, said author also devotes an entire web page to explaining why her character is not a Mary-Sue. It's mighty entertaining to watch her try to wiggle out of answering 'yes' through any possible loophole. This young lady would make a hell of a lawyer.
At least the folks at Pottersues are having fun.
And we can't forget the Which Jessicaverse Character Are You? quiz. This author actually thinks her Suefic is that important and that popular.
Last night's feature on Pottersues was Miss Jessica Kayes, one of those particularly pointless Sues who simply takes Harry's place in a universe where 'The Boy Who Lived' doesn't exist. There are surprisingly many of them. How is this wanky?
Well, for one thing, the author has written seven stories about her Sue's years at Hogwarts, totalling (according to Pottersues) seven hundred thousand words, and as yet unfinished.
For another, said author also devotes an entire web page to explaining why her character is not a Mary-Sue. It's mighty entertaining to watch her try to wiggle out of answering 'yes' through any possible loophole. This young lady would make a hell of a lawyer.
At least the folks at Pottersues are having fun.
And we can't forget the Which Jessicaverse Character Are You? quiz. This author actually thinks her Suefic is that important and that popular.
Current Mood: 
annoyed
annoyed
: OMG! I'm going to SUE!!!
Does wank ever get any more perfectly succinct than this?
The backstory (as best I can tell): Miss KJ won a fanfiction contest and is pissed at the loser. Various board members and sockpuppets show up to argue both sides, and at some point, someone posts examples of KJ's haiku. KJ freaks out.
Is there a law about invoking lawyers? If there isn't, there should be.
(The Godawful Fanfiction Board has been spectacularly wanky lately, what with the influx of trolls and the members' temper tantrums that the site admin won't post all user IPs so they'll be able to tell that someone who posts "U R STOOPID EAT SHITE AND DIE!!!!!!" is a troll and not someone with new and insightful commentary.)
Does wank ever get any more perfectly succinct than this?
The backstory (as best I can tell): Miss KJ won a fanfiction contest and is pissed at the loser. Various board members and sockpuppets show up to argue both sides, and at some point, someone posts examples of KJ's haiku. KJ freaks out.
Is there a law about invoking lawyers? If there isn't, there should be.
(The Godawful Fanfiction Board has been spectacularly wanky lately, what with the influx of trolls and the members' temper tantrums that the site admin won't post all user IPs so they'll be able to tell that someone who posts "U R STOOPID EAT SHITE AND DIE!!!!!!" is a troll and not someone with new and insightful commentary.)
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
: weak wank of the week
Edited to add:
Nothing to see here...certainly not a repeat of something that's already been posted. Go on, move on... ^_^ Oh, well, you can read it again if you want.
( Harry sucks...but does he swallow? )
Edited to add:
Nothing to see here...certainly not a repeat of something that's already been posted. Go on, move on... ^_^ Oh, well, you can read it again if you want.
( Harry sucks...but does he swallow? )