Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:18am: Slightly wanky, extremely disgusting.

Appears someone got hold of Simon LeBon's used breakfast napkin, Nick Rhodes' used washcloth, and several other personal items from the band's hotel rooms and then bragged about it like she'd just gotten the season's hottest toy for Christmas.

Oh. My.

Even the hardcore Duranies are squicked about this, most of them not because it is just freakish and weird to take these things, but because of the invasion of privacy of going into the band's rooms and taking them. I suppose that picking up a used napkin from a public place would be perfectly normal, then.

Mind you, I just can't fathom why someone would want a used napkin, or Nick's washcloth (which must surely smell of ass--his or someone else's...)but these are the same people who loved it when Simon LeBon SPIT on them during concerts.

1:13pm: From 0 to Wank in less than two days!
So as has already been documented here in fandom_wank, there's a nicely sincere LJ comm called hobbitrespect. Is anyone really surprised that it's gotten wanky in its first 36 hours of existence? I know I'm not.

I guess if you don't agree with the mods, it's abusive. Or something.

2:48pm: The Return of Teh HP_Wank!
Talking about dredging up the past...remember all the angst when Gary Oldman cast as Sirius? All cries of "He's not cute enough! He doesn't have the rugged good looks and the pustules that ooze male sexuality? Where's the bulging biceps and the gigantic throbbing d-"

There was sobbing, wailing and the sound of a thousand keyboards misspelling words and replacing all the letter c's with k's!

But that's not all! There's the inability to tell apart shoddy photoshop with high end posters! There's endless barrages of "I hope you jump of a cliff!" And more! Go forth, boggle:

http://darkmark.com/galleries/details.php?image_id=2936

4:01pm: Oh my god, there're tinhats EVERYWHERE
So.

One of the people on my friends list posted a vaguely pissed off message about leaving TheStrokes livejournal community. I should point out that, despite being a fan of the Strokes, I have never belonged to this community (Strokeslash on the other hand...)

I went to check this out and...

Mostly it's what you'd expect..."OMG! Albert Hammond = SOOO KYUTE!" But other posts...

Well...

It's like the LotR fandom, only musical.

We have...

Julian Casablancas's maybe-girlfriend is a BITCH!

She's ugly, too

Nikolai Fraiture. He's like Jesus, in a way...

"Don't post off-topic!" "How DARE you oppress me?!?"

And much, much more. It's, somehow, a beautiful thing.

Don't you love music wank?

8:03pm: Hobbit Protection League!
dl_anon mini-wank!

On a recent thread about an article on the hobbits in Premiere Magazine at dl_anon, a poster appears with an "Elijah is straight!" icon (which she later changes to this icon. Thanks to kyuuketsukirui for clearing that up! ^_^).

Several people express their discomfort with anyone claiming to know Lij's sexual orientation without a doubt.

The poster with the icon in question offers quotes proving her case. She is mocked.

So she decides to go and create her own community: Hobbit Respect: The Hobbit Boy's Protection League, where people can feel free to talk about Elijah being 'hirt', and enjoy "snark-free, flame-free discussion of Hobbit Fandom."

But it's no fun without the snark!

11:11pm: Dude, they'll take your skin and eat it.
Canon slash is okay, but Xander is straight!

Yes, there are some good points, but did they have to pick the little black dress of Buffy slash fic? Really, anyone but Xander. There is wank a-brewing.

Just love the het shippers who insist that disagreeing with them is the same as calling them homophobes.