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23rd November 2003

5:05pm: Oh, just a bit of Harry Potter RP Wank
Hi everyone! Typical long type lurker, first time poster, but this was just too cute. I found this on a role play board my friend is involved in. It's a rather cute, harmless wank which starts out so nice and sweet, but grows to something between teenie!wank and intelli-wank.

Grammar whoring, Sue-Hating, and Feminist Wank all in one cute package!
5:51pm: Woah.
Peter A. (I don't know his middle name and truly can't bring myself to care) David is sort of the professional Fandom Whore (tm). You liked it, he probably was connected to it in some obscure fashion. Star Trek? Writer for the show, a few thousand books including the insipid Imzadi business that I salivated over when I was younger. He writes comic books as well, Supergirl, Young Justice, the incredibly wanky Captain Marvel with an even wankier runs on Hulk and Aquaman. You can check out his bibliography here to see if he has visited your fandom as well.

He's a fan's fan, a fan's writer, a fan about town. He does weekly updates on what he's seen (Smallville, West Wing, Angel, etc.), read (ie comics), or heard (waaaaaank). It's kind of interesting to hear about the (comic)industry from someone so immersed in it but duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude can he get defensive sometimes.

He recently wrote a Supergirl story about how Mary Marvel (Ms. Marvel) gets groped by a police officer. Other than being wonderfully 'topical' it was pretty damn benign. 'Course comic_fen are all sorts of crazy and we get a delightful threat of:

"Say one more bad thing about my friend of over seven years and I'll hire a hooker to help me push you over. Really, it's true. There will be a reckoning...."

This appalls our dear PAD prompting him to post about the "threat" invoking possibly many a law with a:
"And you don't have to be worried that you'll be standing at a convention holding your one year old daughter in your arms, chatting with someone, and suddenly some guy is going to come up to you and take a shot at you and he misses you and you're standing there covered in your child's blood.".

PAD, really. ::shakes head::

He continues to fume about the Beatles, Catcher and the Rye and the Perils of Teh Internet over at the Apology thread that's a hoot and a half.

Catcher In The Rye and a Lost Beatle, cut to give ya'll a taste... )

There is so. much. more. it's not even funny. Go, wade through and boggle. I'm gonna go back to my high stack of Young Justice comics and giggle some more...
9:00pm: Dead and Resurrected Wank
Imagine my level of befuddlement when I opened my e-mail this evening and found this.

Really, I posted that comment so long ago that I had to backtrack to the parent thread to figure out what it was.

And extra points for not only being two months late, but posting a reply that makes the wanker look even more asshattish (if that's even possible).
Current Mood: Whaa???
10:41pm: More Gaia Offload..
They're at it again. This time, smurfette insists that smoking is bad for avatars and since there are kids who are under smoking age, the cigs and pipes need to be removed from Gaia lest they increase the smoking problem in reality. Everyone protests, mods tell her no. Thread just goes on and on. Happy fun times for all.
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
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