Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:55pm: "Why I Love Justin Timberlake"
When you start your Justin Timberlake opinion piece on popdirt.com with "As a bisexual guy...," you are guaranteed to generate miles and miles of wank in the comments.

6:17pm: Long time listener, first time caller.
I was dismayed when ucfangirl deleted her wank, not for the post itself, but for the actual wank linked to several comments down. Apologies, as I don't remember who initially posted it. But it's funny! And it's HP wank, again.

( Libertine Gets De-modded Somewhere )

9:28pm: *Deleted entry*

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[ucfangirl] 07:16pm - wank question and favorite quotes from the libertine "crisis" otherwise known
mood: Amazed

( ...as why wankers are posting three times a day about her. thanks to Jumble (see below entry) for the links, hilarious! )

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AGH. STOP DELETING THINGS BEFORE I FECKING GET A CHANCE TO READ THEM. (Yes, that's right, f_w, are you paying attention to me? SERVE MY EVERY WHIM. O_O)

Ucfangirl, make up your mind, are you gonna report a wank or not? Jeebus.

Seriously though, I get the feeling lots of wank is flying fast and furious far above my head, and I'm sure I'm not alone when I wail piteously, "WTF is going ON?"