Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:45am: Mini-wank.


Poster: "Hah, Haldir's dead"

commenter: "YOU LAUGH WHEN DOGS DIE"

and some crap about people having feelings or whatever. I know that one's a lie.


Edit: And then Sepia found out it was a sockpuppet and lo, felt shame. Except not really.

They made it a mod and lived happily ever after. Forever. GODDAMNIT, FOREVER.

3:28pm: My Friends of Josh Groban membership cost me $50.00. I figure this works out as:

Discount on album - $5.00
Calendar - $5.00
T-Shirt - $10.00
Assorted 'Exclusive' Media (almost all available on WinMX if you look for it) - $10.00
Discount on concert tickets (not used, because he's not singing anywhere near where I live) - $10.00
Shipping and Handling - $10.00
1 Year's Unlimited Access to the black hole of festering wank that is the FoJG Messageboard - priceless

So today, we have Yehamema, who apparently won a lunch with her Idol, and is wailing that she forgot to steal his used water bottle.

( Does anybody else think this is creepy? )

So does anybody say, "er... lady... it's an empty bottle that might have some of his spit on the rim?" Nope.

( JeanneGrobanite acts like somebody died. )

( Tiggy624 didn't manage to actually steal Josh' pen, but she pretends. )

( Bostonian4life is, unfortunately, NOT being sarcastic. )

( Joni seems to think this is a religious thing... )

( jgrulestheworld reveals herself to be fifteen at the oldest )

Me, I'm just thinking about the other things I could have spent that $50 on, and wondering if the guy actually reads this messageboard.

6:55pm: Right when I figure Gaian item wank is dead...
It inevitably splurts again in the Exchange Forum, where trades for things and gold are often fast and furious. Today, though, they were just furious.

~Aya Fujimiya~ wants to sell an angelic sash (that towely dealie that's around his avatar) Things start okay, til he starts saying he'll take mini-wings (a previous month's donation item, like the sash) for it.

All hell breaks loose due to the price differences. Everyone calls him a noob idiot for offering that trade, then he backs off and says he'll take ANY headwings for it, including the larger ones (which are STILL worth three times what the sash is, even though they're not donation items).

More wank ensues. One of the more fun Gaian item wanks I've seen yet, really. :D It's managed to degenerate from an auction to a lot of guys saying "fuck" back and forth now. And it even has a popcorn munching spectators!

7:19pm: Behold my l33t writing skillz...
Over on the Neopets forums (on which I spend no time at all, nah-ah...) american_diva_missy is having delusions of grandeur.

Apparently she's written a movie that's coming out in February. It's called "A Misty Glory". She even lists the stars. People call her on this, pointing out that it doesn't appear in the IMDb or, in fact, feature any real people.

When challenged with this, plus the fact that she's apparently only 11, she refers people to the script.

( Yes, this is how it's formatted in the original. )

Although no-one's being particularly wanky apart from the OP, she's a wank and a half all on her own... especially with the addition of a handy sockpuppet (annna166), threats to sue them for annoying her, and the resounding statement (regarding the age of other posters):

i know this is a room full of fakers! No one is 18 D-U-H DUHHHHHHHHHHHH only stupid 18 year olds play neopets.

Why yes. Yes indeed.