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8:10pm: n00b!
Awww, it's My First Post. Note: This is all cut and pasted because the group's archives are closed to non-members.

A friend of mine, Melinda, posts a crackfic to the Voq Je Bang Yahoo group, for B'Elanna Torres/Seven of Nine slash.

And I do mean a *crackfic*:
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Luckily, many list members have a sense of humour, but this wank is still in progress. Update forthcoming if it gets worse!

11:51pm: The mother lode! Gargoyles/DBZ/badfic wank all rolled into one!
Every week or so I try to stop by the Station 8 Gargoyles comment room. It's usually not wanky, but this week it just exploded...

(Note: the messageboard's new messages are at the top, not the bottom, it's cleared every Monday. You also can't link to individual posts, so I'm copying everything relevent here.)

Apparently there is some newbie, Brooklyn X, on the board claiming Dragonball Z is better than everything. The oldbies beg to differ.

Greg Bishansky: (at some point before the board was cleared)
The plot of DBZ - Fight, Fight, Fight, You get stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, They Get Stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, You get much stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, You win.

Brooklyn X:
( DBZ does too have a plot! Don't you know about the FIGHTS? DBZ is better than Cowboy Bebop!!!1 And better than Gargoyles, too, because it takes me longer to draw! )

Greg Bishansky: ( Thank you for proving my point. )

Brooklyn X: ( ALL CAPS FLAME!!!!!!111ONE! STOP COPYING/INSULTING ME BY DISAGREEING! YOU'RE RUDE AND UGLY! YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF! )

Several board regulars: WTF? Could we all stop fighting?

Brooklyn X: ( Yeah, Greg, stop fighting! DBZ is still better than Gargoyles! CN said it's the best; they must be right! And anime is not cartoons! )

Nickerous: ( This place is going to hell. Outta here for now. )

Lots of people: Everybody drop it!

...and then, just when you think it's over...

Brooklyn X: ( Evil MSTers drove my friend out of the fandom! You know, my friend who sounds and acts like me, and occasionally used my name? )

Greg Bishansky: ( Friend? Don't you mean sockpuppet? )

MacBeth: ( You caught me, I'm not Brooklyn X. I'm his brother. The real Brooklyn X just died in Iraq! )

What...the...FUCK?! O_O