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13th December 2003

2:47am: There's wank HERE and HERE and HERE!
As I've reported before, the Xanderzone community has often been a hotbed for wank...but for the first time, I can finally have a wank from this list that's entirely UNRELATED to slash! This time, it's related to Xanderbashing and fanfic.

A few weeks ago, a member of the list posted a message marked 1. most stupid fic ever about xander submit a review )

Following this, a great deal of the people from the list visited the story, read it, and then left reviews. Most of them weren't positive, or very friendly, but for the most part stayed away from actual flaming and focused on the complete OOCness of the characters (to their minds). Honestly, it wasn't flamey. A bit repetitive, and some where forceful, but no attacks on the author really. Tame for these peoples. Following this, we then have a nice long discussion on the list about how much the story 2. sucks )and why. I'm posting only the best of this malarky, cause there was a damn lot of it.

Now, a few days ago, many of the people who wrote reviews for this story have had their FFnet accounts spammed with bad feedback by an anonymous reviewer who simply puts in a paragraph of "THIS STINKS!" over and over again, and boy are they 3. pissed! )

4. Example of the Review issues )

Well, at the end of this all, the Xanderzone writers have continued to be spammed, the story seems to have been removed from FFnet, but there is still talk of metal baseball bats and cricket mallets, and the like. Fun, no? I <3 fandom sometimes...
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Right Said Fred (Cup of Tea)
9:04am: Egads...
You know... if I ever venture onto the Friends of Josh Groban messageboard and find no wank at all, I will consider it a sign of the approaching apocalypse.

The first of these wanks I noticed yesterday and thought of reporting it then, but I figured I'd wait and give it time to grow. Unfortunately, it seems to have vanished, but there is a related thread. The gist of the wank is that somebody noticed that a person with the username 'JanuaryLMJ' is lurking around the boards, and posted a message wondering if this was January Jones, Josh' girlfriend.

Cue wank.

Personally, I think that if January Jones were ever to come by the MB, she wouldn't use anything so obvious as her username because I'm sure she's well aware that a good half the people there would happily asassinate her.

On a related note, somebody else took the opportunity to ask, "who is this January person, anyway?"

Cue further wank.

nanapati explains )

LasVegasAngel is shocked )

TiffinyKaye is Tragic and Romantic )

totaljoshfan has some issues )

kickchick214 agrees )

SingingRozebud doesn't think she deserves him )

From there, the thread suddenly switches directions and these people start backpedaling, "oh, no, I don't really mean that..."

kickchick214 isn't uncomfortable 'cause she's jealous... oh, no... )

totaljoshfan isn't delusional, oh, no... )

Then new people enter the thread and start being weird.

oceano13 growls a bit )

shooshers4 reassures everybody that it isn't serious )

Bostonian4Life never gives up )

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So if you liked that here is today's wank de resistance... remember yehamema, the rather scary woman who happily admits she's old enough to be her idol's grandmother?

Today, she's wishing she were a dog... )

And the really scary part?

People agree with her. )

They named the dog "Lucky".
11:23am: such an innocent wank
Plebes, Innoerexics, Teh Shit and brit<br> rulezzz foreevvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrr! I LOOK JUZT LIEK HER TEH SEXY WHORE. )
Current Mood: high
Current Music: plebe music
7:06pm: Anne Perry wank
It starts with a simple question on the Off-topic board of a romance novel review site: How much do we REALLY want to know about an author?

Unfortunately the poster mentions Anne Perry.

Wank ensues )

It's like LOTR fandom in a way.
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