Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:59am: Two BNF's enter, one BNF leaves!!
Always wanted to see your favorite BNF's duke it out in gladiator style combat? Or maybe just see who has the most rabid fangirls? Well boys and girls, this is your lucky day:

HP BNF DEATH MATCH!!

BNF's Beyond Thunderdome!

*is amused*

ETA -- But I'm NOT a BNF! No really, lol.

ETA #2 -- now it is getting ugly... Can't we all just get along?

*is no longer amused*

5:11am: The great circle of wank...
Fiction Alley Park, a popular Harry Potter message board, has been home to many a bizarre and silly wank. Here's one that's been brewing in the Britpicking forum.

Fringey decides that since there's already been a thread dedicated to how Brits see the US, we simply must devote a thread to exploring how other nations view Canada. "I was just wondering what Americans and Brits alike find different, or similar, in Canada, as opposed to England or the States." Hey, if Americans can go OT, Canadians can too!

( fap, fap, fap )

8:10am: More more more....how do you like it? How do you like it?
So, I'm looking for more stuff about publish America and I find even MORE wank(but, I guess given the nature of the forum itself, I imagine that there's plenty more wank). This one stood out for the simple fact that James and Dave are at it again!

James/Dave. Like OMG! Their love is soooo canon!

This one's just two pages though. Well, right now it is.

Merry Christmas!

12:09pm: And the wank goes on...
Remeber the wank earlier this week about Victora Bitter?
Aparently its growing...

We've got Entwife speaking of how she was blamed for things not her fault, and the her posts were disappering.

We have bands and clebs being out right lied to. Charities not receiving money promised. And to top it all off, people still standing behind OrganeBlossom.

This Post on the new Prancing Pony

Need a recap? Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, by mpoetess