Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:20am: Copycat community
First there was HP BNF Deathmatch, now there's SV BNF Deathmatch. Where are the LotR and Popslash versions?

2:10pm: Is it wrong of me to twitch violently...
...every time I see yuki_onna? She keeps turning metaquotes threads into long-winded diatribes, and the last two times I've been longingly eying the "ban" option. This time...well, my post here isn't so much a wank as a question about wank: is this wanky or am I just over-sensitized to her now...? >.<

5:40pm: Elitist Asshats Claim "Satire" As Cause of Erectile Dysfunction.
...Because they all must have The One Phallus. At least until it's "Bobbit-ed" & tossed into the lake of fire, that is.


*wipes tears from eyes* It's just so BEAUTIFUL!

In the above (how did it take this long for them to find out? Wow.) Yuki Onna informs the readers that the entire site is satire and tells her minions "not to start a war." Meaning to not comment on f_w.

Then she feels the need to explain this to us. On f_w.

At least she realized she was incorrect and changed the Wasteland to The Waste Land on the user info page. "Thanks, Fandom Wank!" :D

I know someone already mentioned this, but gah. I gagged. I can't decide whether this girl is just incredibly pretentious and thinks she is God's gift to linguists, or is simply ignorant of how right-leaning Ayn Rand is and can't bother to admit what college she attends.

ADDED BONUS! After synanimus writes some godawful poetry because he wants to be able to read his own work, he bows out of lj-ing for good. We hope, but it's too soon to tell.

Ahhh. I do so love my wank tepid and splurting.

6:41pm: And The Wank Goes On...
Our beloved elitistasshat(s)...

Because one post wasn't enough.

Transcript for the un-1337 or just plain lazy...
"D00d. People liek, HATE us now..."

[Insert yet another whine comment that "OMGpeopleit'sjustSATIRE!!1!11!one!!" here]

"Hee. I'll insult their intelligence and make them PH33R M333!!"

"Eh...peons. All of them."

Of course, there's more snobby self-congratulating/aggrandizement as well, since no Elitism!Wank would be complete without it.

God, I love this community. *long stream of maniacal laughter*