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4:36am: Ban Anime now! Save us from ourselves!
Over on yuri, someone posts the following: Liek, OMG, sumeone wants to BAN anime!!1!one!

Many people respond, telling her to drag the steel rod out of her anus, because it is *obviously* a fuggin' joke. I mean, the original petitioner's e-mail is "neko332@rogers.com". How serious can this person really be?

Then, of course, someone pops in to say "it's just some board guy making fun of christians for being retarded". (spelling mistakes intentional) Person receives a well-deserved Kidney Punch of DOOOOOOM from our own zannechaos, who is then informed that being Christian automatically pre-empts you from being/supporting gayness and/or anime of any sort, because it is liekOMGaSIN!

I think I missed the commandment that said "Thou shalt not be Otaku or teh Gay".

But in any case, the signatures on the petition are Teh Funneh!

5:29am: Very small, but very amusing wank and a nice rant!
I was looking through Community_Promo on LJ and I found a "Support Arwen" community. Because I do happen to like Arwen, I went to take a look and was disappointed, but also very amused.

It starts at the OP in community_promo itself:

Why would I, or anybody, really, want to support a throw-away token love-interest character that Peter Jackson made halfway useful just to make the feminists shut up?"

In the community itself:

Someone doesn't understand the concept of LJ Tag.

Here, the owner of the community shows how she replied to the Arwen hater at community_promo".

Like I said, it's small, but I didn't join because it looks to me like one side is just as bad as the other.

In closing, Here is a fantastic rant about our favorite publiser, Publish America. She also talks about the Online Writing Community as a whole and how Amazon reviews are useless. Great rant!

9:10am: Celebrity Wanking Like It's Going Out of Style...
Well... this is a pretty minor wank. But wank-wise, it's been a fairly sluggish week, so I'm hoping people can still enjoy this.

What happens when celebrity wank and tattoo-wank collide? Stay tuned to find out on the angelinajolie livejournal...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/angelinajolie/204182.html

10:30am: More FAP Wank
From the depths of FAP's infamously wanky Trio Board...

Does anyone not like Ron?

Such a simple question. Such a... stupid question, really, to be asking the HP fandom, where there is no middle ground (apparently) for your views on the loveable/detestable sidekick: Ronald Weasley. It is like the War On Terror: You are with 'em, or you are against 'em.

snow-"I know this isn't a debate thread but I'm going to KICK YOUR ASS"-flake is definitely one to look out for. Why, she is even getting into discussion of phallic symbols ("Look at the brooms in the beginning of OotP. It's obvious that Harry has the better broom.")!

Some more points of interest:

"THIS IS A DISLIKING RON-THREAD!!! PRO-RON PEOPLE, WE UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE RON!!! WE DON'T!!! THIS THREAD IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE US TO B**** ABOUT WHY WE DON'T LIKE RON!!!"

"Sorry for interrupting your conversation. But, for your information, I am exactly 15 and I go around saying that my family is great." (Hear that? EXACTLY fifteen. Color me impressed.)

"No, you don't have to read all five books again. I said it before, and I will say it again: It's a matter of how everyone interprets the books and how their personality influences their opinion."

"If I say something criticial about Hermione or Harry, I expect one of you to come in their defense. I would be surprised if you didn't, but don't get upset when we do the same for Ron." Ie. RON IS MY BESTEST FRIEND IN RL AND HE WOULD BE VERY HURT TO KNOW YOU ARE SAYING THESE THINGS.

HarryNZ then comes in with "He's not REAL. He isn't going to be offended by ANYTHING anyone says here. He is a FICTIONAL character, in a FICTIONAL book series. He's NOT your friend. He doesn't need to be defended."

Sarah728 then gives an explanation: "IMO the reason a lot of people get upset by the "bashing" is because they may relate strongly to Ron (or another character) and take criticism of that character more personally than perhaps they should."

But don't fear! Xerox is here to save us with fake statistics! I'd say that 99% of the people who don't like Ron a) ship Hermione with someone else and Ron is in the way and/or b) think another character (usually Draco Malfoy) is more worthy of being Harry's best friend and resent that Harry chose Ron," finishing off with "At least non-fans of Harry and Hermione can actually keep their hate in the alloted threads for the most part, which Ron's non-fans have proven to be incapable of at all."

It's not as wanky as it has been, previously, about Ron, but still.