Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:47am: Erh
.....here is a lame copy paste of the Psycho Addict thing
( under this cut, sorry it is all I got ._. )

1:23pm: UrbanDictionary


We're in Urban Dictionary now :)

11:18pm: Now it dead from...coke?
If a bountiful source of amusement potential wank is suddenly deleted, does it still spooge?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/hpbnfdeathmatch/ Seems to have disappeared.

Conspiracy theories are welcome. BNF inner circle politics? Someone hired monkey robot assassins to kill the management? The world may never know...

If it's just disabled or something you can all mock me senselessly. I'll wear a target and everything.

11:57pm: Quite Literally the Mother of All Clay Aiken Wanks
( An introduction to American Idol/ Clay Aiken tinhattery. Oh, yes, there is. )

( Another main group of Clayfen aren't necessarily prone to agreeing with the first group of folks. )

Sooo... over on The Clay Aiken LJ Community, teenaged user sexystace is apparently now sexy AND pregnant, a fact which she mentions in every post. She's a "Cleegirl" and a BNF Ryan/Clay tinhat shipper, and she's really mad that tingilya and notthatlucky (who are more "vanilla" Clay fans, for lack of a better description) don't like her, and posted now-friends-locked posts (damn it!) about what a whiny irrational twat they thought she was. OK, I'm savagely paraphrasing there, but suffice it to say, she's not wrong that they don't like her. So, to disprove the rumor that she's a whiny irrational twat, it became obvious to sexystace that the logical thing to do was to throw a massive tantrum on the C_A LJ community about how mean the two girls were for not liking her and calling her a beeyotch. Because all 677 members of that community care. She also adds that this is in no way associated with the vanilla/tinhat drama going on... and then mentions her support of the cleegirls in her post AND all the comments. "It's not because you're not into Clay/Ryan shipping - it's because you're a mean assclown... and also, not into Clay/Ryan shipping."

Even her friends thought her tantrum was way out of line, though, and they tell her so in the post, and - people, it took me like an hour to stop laughing at this - sexystace became so upset about the wank that it is apparently CAUSING HER TO GO INTO PREMATURE LABOR!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Then in steps the lone voice of reason, asking why people can't post about disliking people in their own LJs, who is promptly smacked the fuck down, of course.

But that's not the end of the wank. Apparently there's elitist snobbery happening among the ranks of the tinhats, complete with accusations of cliquishness and pleas to think about THE CHILDREN instead. And that lovely bit of "Can't we all just get along you pain in the ass bitches" wank came courtesy of someone who was typing the whole rant with a broken hand.

I'm almost tempted to direct the Clyan shippers over to DataLounge and seeing if this time next year they're getting color-coded messages from Clay's socks...

ETA: BAHLETED! It appears that someone complained to the mods and the whole thing got taken down. If anyone saved it, please do post it. Otherwise, y'all missed a wank of beautiful, epic proportions. *wipes tear*