Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:35am: Quasi-Fur wank.

As I'm sure most here know, furries have a horrible reputation for being weird, and ugly.

Browsing randomly on my /friendsfriends list, I came across this entry, which I find extremely infuriating.

Furs have to try hard to not get laughed at after all the bad publicity, and this fur goes off like this calling people ugly left and right. Granted, some of them ARE quite ugly, but a handful are just normal, and he's tearing into them. Is there really a reason to be so needlessly hateful, ESPECIALLY considering he's associating himself with a group that is mostly looked down on for the same things he is attacking?

4:10pm: Curtain up, cue wank!
Let it never be said that Broadway fen cannot wank with the best of them when the time comes. A sterling example for the wanky enjoyment and mocking of all.

A little back story for proper enjoyment. Over on the Broadway community on LJ, there is one wank that Will. Not. Die. over whether the terms cast recording and soundtrack are interchangeable (no, they really aren't to my mind, but that's neither here nor there). After at least half a dozen spoogefests about the topic, it seems to have died out momentarily. Oh but just when you thought that was so, cast_recordings pops up. Now, with a name like cast_recordings, you'd think the position on the matter was fairly well sewn up right? Oh so wrong. genericpoptart posts to the community asking which term people think should be used (flamebait of the highest order if you ask me, but I can't say for sure). The expected wanking ensues in quite splurty glory, despite the fact that, as of yet, the OP hasn't replied, including sprnplr bringing out the dictionary definition of soundtrack and pinklacedcorset claiming laziness as her excuse, then being smacked down appropriately. The best of all this though is the anon who is the real wanker here, particiuarly since they aren't signing a name/e-mail address or just getting an LJ account since you don't need codes anymore. Ahhh wank, how I love thee.

It's small yet, but these things tend to turn into a many headed hydra of wank in short order.

4:53pm: antipottersues is gone. Wah.

There goes one of my favorite wanks.

9:00pm: A wank waiting to happen...
misconstrue posts in hp_graphics a few icons based on the infamous Phelps Twins get Introduced to Twincest wank.

6 comments in, nothing wanky, but the 6th comment starts towards wank country.

Keep any eye on it, folks.

10:17pm: Rape rapefic writers with knives!
I got bored a little while ago, and started plugging random things into the livejournal interests search. Being a masochist, one of the first things I tried was "Anti-RPS"

Via this search, I found Anti_Fandomrape, a community basically dedicated to being against everything-we-don't-like. All the major flamewars are sitting here, just WAITING...slash, RPS, chan/lolita...

And, of course, Rapefic.

The level of insanity to which Calimante (who I really, REALLY wish I could believe was JUST a crazy troll, rather than a crazy troll with "extras") takes it to is just...unique.

( Really, really...unique... )

Needless to say, even people who are anti-rapefic find all this a little bit creepy. And we get probably the wordiest fuckin' wank I've seen in a LONG time. Massive blocks of text, each creepier than the last. Also, Calimante is one of those people who's FAR too fond of using big pictures in posts.

Go have a look. It just keeps getting "better", and I don't even want to guess the number of jurisimprudence laws that are broken in here, or how many can be inspired by it.

And be sure to keep an eye on anti_fandomrape. Methinks that, if it's not fully dead, it'll keep providing us with joy.

ETA: No way, I think we have a tie-in...

If you look over at this post on i_wank, you can read about rann's run-in with a whacko, who was very anti-rapefic, had a familiar looking use of grammar and insanity, and posted as Heinrich Walker.

Now, check what Calimante has under "name" on his Livejournal profile...and, now that I check, what Heinrich Walker has as his URL on the link rann provided...

ETA2: Ladies, gentlemen and assorted sockpuppets, we have LJDrama. (Thanks to flutterg for the heads up.)