Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:28pm: Sue-author wank from a different source
Developing classic "author's-friends-and-sockpuppets-wank" on Deleterius!

You have no character. And karma will get you for being meeeeean!

Includes the "Are You a Flamer?" test! Feel the sarcasm.

And there's some queries about TOS violations, too.

Edited to add: Aaand, the author herself turns up.

3:05pm: arabe1la, Sugarquill co-founder rants about incest fics, and moeyknight weeps, WEEPS for the ickle children of the fandom.

*tears up*

Those HP Fandomers are a bunch of heathens and their fics get popular because they have no scruples! Alas, arabe1la has scruples! She has only written Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny, which, as we all know, God and JKR fully sanction.

A lovely, little afternoon wank. Although, this post was made in December. I fear there is simply too much wank in the HP fandom, and so little time to catch it all in a timely manner.

ETA heidi8 tries to make with the polite disagreement, but she probably would've done better with a "confusing reality for fanfic much?" and left it alone as all her words make my head hurt.

ETA chrysantza offers her support!. Mmmm, yummy wank.

4:32pm: Sorry to interrupt...
But not everyone reads the system journal -- I've posted an announcement there that everyone should read. Please note that I've adjusted the time this is going into effect. If you check, you'll see it's in effect right now.

Read all about it here

Back to your regularly scheduled kerfluffles

4:52pm: yet more wanktastic comments from Dilbert
The LJ Dilbert readers are at it again. Well, that's assuming they ever stop. No surprise that this bit of wank was ignited by the same person who started yesterday's wank.

Too tired to snark, so I'll let the wank speak for itself. Go forth and amuse thyselves.

What's funniest is just the fact that yet another comic strip has turned into drama. There's no spectacularly dramatic wanking, but plenty of amusing and petty one liners. Amusingly, much of the argument follows a comment of someone saying "I wonder if any smokers are going to get offended by this one." However, rather than arguing about smoking, they argue about cooking meat in the office. Yes, it baffles me too.

There's also an amusing bit of JokeWank, from someone who says "I'm against people who are against things!"


And Hello, BTW, I'm a new member of this community.

8:29pm: dumb question
Pardon my plebeyness, but what is the story behind the "what the shit is this?" icons? I didn't see anything that explained it in the memories, and I'm curious, because it's really funny...

9:01pm: PBZ vs PZB, redux
Remember the wank when Poppy Z Brite found pbz_bangers and was asked to stop posting off topic and go away?

Teresa Neilsen Hayden posts about the "folly" of PZB being kicked out of a forum that "not only discusses her works, but is named after her. Why? As far as I can tell, because she’s sane and they aren’t."

Nearly everybody except Yonmei hurries to agree and denounce the pbz_bangers mod:

You know, I skimmed through this "kwobtchan"'s journal, and I'm sorry, the only thing that keeps going through my mind is "What a self-absorbed little bitch!"

"Tina" also suggests that if you don't close and friends-only a community, well, you're asking for off-topic posts.